thread preparing for the downfall
of civilisation?

edit: http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/i%92ve-talked-myself-into-talking-us-into-a-recession%2c-admits-economist-200808201186/
permalink The man in the shop told me it's much better than an air-rifle for reducing problems with looters
permalink you'll be ok
a few fake melanomas and amputations here and there should keep you in protein
permalink I hadn't thought of that.
"Good grief, Mrs Edwards, that'll have to come off!"

Genius.
permalink I still think all this talk about a "credit crunch"
is nothing but an extensive advertising campaign for a new cereal.
permalink I did ask for a credit crunch salad
in a restaurant the other day
permalink Is that where they use shredded credit cards instead of croutons?
permalink No, its just grated carrot.
permalink I remember a fab song about this
from the last Now Show.
Damn it, I can't find it. The episode on question is still available from the Iplayer. It should be somewhere in the first third.
permalink Forget I mentioned 'Lehman Brothers'