compensating?
Tonight, there may be fewer rabbits in Dorsethttp://www.redrae.co.uk/images/BARNETT_WILDCAT_5_A-3000%20BLACK.JPG
For me, meat no longer arrives in a clingfilm packet.
For me, meat no longer arrives in a clingfilm packet.
compensating? For being an inbred buttraping pig hunter? preparing for the downfall The man in the shop told me it's much better than an air-rifle for reducing problems with looters you'll be oka few fake melanomas and amputations here and there should keep you in protein
I hadn't thought of that."Good grief, Mrs Edwards, that'll have to come off!"
Genius.
Genius.
I still think all this talk about a "credit crunch"is nothing but an extensive advertising campaign for a new cereal.
I did ask for a credit crunch salad in a restaurant the other day
Is that where they use shredded credit cards instead of croutons? No, its just grated carrot. I remember a fab song about thisfrom the last Now Show.
Damn it, I can't find it. The episode on question is still available from the Iplayer. It should be somewhere in the first third.
Damn it, I can't find it. The episode on question is still available from the Iplayer. It should be somewhere in the first third.
Forget I mentioned 'Lehman Brothers' My cat dragged a pigeon in last night I may have to train her . .
When your cat can take down a deer at 60 yardsyou'll have no need for the 'bow.
I've done my hair like Travis Bickle and everything.
I've done my hair like Travis Bickle and everything.
which one is you Gunther?
'fewer',not 'less'.
'rabbits' not 'bunnies'unless you live on portland... and please god don't say SSSS is the GP on Portland, where my in-laws live...
Eh? they don't say rabbits on Portlandbecause of all the quarrymen who got killed by rabbits burrowing under the stone
They use the word bunnies and save the word rabbits for emergencies
They use the word bunnies and save the word rabbits for emergencies
like rabbit attacks? well, that's something I didn't know before todayas I can't think of a time when this knowledge will be ever be useful to me, I'll probably remember it until my dying day
except the one timeyou go to portland and get attacked by a rabbit, i'll bet.
The four times I've been down there so far, three of them I've accidentally said rabbits
It's like rabbit tourettes - bizarre
It's like rabbit tourettes - bizarre
Does your wife have a learning problem and a tail? she doesn't live therethey've only recently moved there
so no
so no
Christ.Which Godforsaken part of the planet did they move from to make Portland seem like an attractive proposition? Were they living in Basra before.
how about you fuck off eh?there's a love
Dude, seriously!Are they from Sheffield?
Dude seriouslyLike i'm going to give you any more information than is strictly accidental
RIGHT,OUTSIDE NOW!
oooooscarey newsreader
nah, he meantRabbis
eh? surprised you haven'y got twothat you can fight in one of your pikey dogpits
I know where you livemotherfucker.
id advise you keep on recieving your meat in a packet.ive heard aids is on the increase and it gets to you types first...
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When dealing,I got forcibly marched down to a cashpoint at knife and broken bottle point by four assailants who rushed my flat to rob me. (They didn't get anything, as my account was empty.)
A good friend of mine told me a few weeks later that I had a choice for my christmas present. I could either have an Ingram M10 sub machine gun, or a crossbow.
Jokingly, I asked for the crossbow.
He got me a four foot aluminium/carbon composite crossbow for chrimbo, that sat next to my bed until I got busted (and got me a fire arms ban).
I didnt have anymore trouble after that.
A good friend of mine told me a few weeks later that I had a choice for my christmas present. I could either have an Ingram M10 sub machine gun, or a crossbow.
Jokingly, I asked for the crossbow.
He got me a four foot aluminium/carbon composite crossbow for chrimbo, that sat next to my bed until I got busted (and got me a fire arms ban).
I didnt have anymore trouble after that.
jesus wept. I'm under the impressionthat he probably pooed as well
Its not mentioned in the bible. The guy in question did own his own tank.And I got to play with the M10 anyway. He kept it on his mantelpeice for protection purposes. Made mincemeat out of Cow carcasses. (He owned an abattoir).
Do you lecture groups of inner city schoolchildren to avoid a life of crimewhilst appearing slightly too cool about your criminal past to really put them off?
A co-worker of mine studied in Moscow and got robbed.Actually he got robbed a number of times, but as he usually just had 20€ in his pockets and never carried a mobile he simply gave the money away and carried on. But the first time he made the mistake of telling his tutor.
"Oh, that's horrible! I'll call the janitor about it (makes call). I arranged a few things, please go and see the janitor in a few hours."
When he went to the office, he was guided to a back room and asked if he could shoot.
"Well, yes. I did my year at the Bundeswehr, I can shoot".
"Good. Here are your papers.
And here is a Baretta."
"…"
"Do you like it?"
"Erm, Yes thanks?"
He hid it in his room to prevent it from being stolen and preferred to get continue being robbed without getting shot.
"Oh, that's horrible! I'll call the janitor about it (makes call). I arranged a few things, please go and see the janitor in a few hours."
When he went to the office, he was guided to a back room and asked if he could shoot.
"Well, yes. I did my year at the Bundeswehr, I can shoot".
"Good. Here are your papers.
And here is a Baretta."
"…"
"Do you like it?"
"Erm, Yes thanks?"
He hid it in his room to prevent it from being stolen and preferred to get continue being robbed without getting shot.
fucking a (as Hudson says)!If I was in moscow, I wouldnt have a gun. Its far more likely you'll get shot by someone with a far bigger, better, and more powerful gun when you get yours out.
I was in bradford, and thus assured that the locals only had knives. Guns are to complex for yorkshire peeps to figure out. In fact, it takes many of them two or three attempts to figure the knife out.
I was in bradford, and thus assured that the locals only had knives. Guns are to complex for yorkshire peeps to figure out. In fact, it takes many of them two or three attempts to figure the knife out.
The baseball bat is the most lethal weapon to watch out for round there,none of the technical problems of knives and hefty enough to do serious damage.
A mate of mine was hospitalised for a month when three lads pulled up in a car, jumped out and just started beating him to the ground before driving off. He has no idea who they were or what the hell it was about.
A mate of mine was hospitalised for a month when three lads pulled up in a car, jumped out and just started beating him to the ground before driving off. He has no idea who they were or what the hell it was about.