thread Well done for removing any humour there
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permalink My apologies.
If it makes up for it, I was wet and naked when he arrived.
permalink He phoned in advance then . .
..
permalink the funny thing is, he did,
but not to my mobile phone. So someone somewhere got messages to say he was on his way. I got bored of waiting, and as I was covered in day old kfc grease, I jumped in the shower.

2 minutes later, the front door rang.
permalink And then?
permalink You hit the paywall.
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permalink I preserved my modesty with a towel, and answered the door.

I put clothes on before booze happened, as Im a good looking guy and didn't want to create further temptation for him : )
permalink You mean you didn't suddenly
overcome your inhibitions, and tenderly, quite gently at first, but with mounting passion, explore each other's...

*tissue*
permalink boik!
permalink i see some bodia slash fiction
coming up soon
permalink do you really have
to ask?
permalink *something about making flan up for it*