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I had to share a room with a hobbit that snored like a troll and smelled like an entire navys worth of unwashed brigands armpits

also, they made manky pizza
permalink You let Flan crash at yours?
...
permalink He stayed at mine, and was thoroughly well behaved.
permalink This is a relief.
I was dreading having to dry clean my cat after he stays at mine.
Still, I think Riggers is staying too...
permalink Cover everything in plastic
just to be on the safe side . .
permalink Rigby doesn't sleep.
When everyone else goes to bed and he ends up alone he spends his time sat in an armchair either checking and cleaning his weapons or just waiting.
permalink I thought that was Chuck Norris?
"Riggers doesn't use Twitter, because he's already following you"
"Riggers can touch MC Hammer"
"Riggers doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist"
permalink I was thinking more of Leon
but then I did watch it last night.
permalink Rigby is a mix of Chuck Norris and Bernard Black
...
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permalink .. i'm a lover not a fighter
:(
permalink Mr lover lover!
They call him boombastic yeah mr fantastic, etc.
permalink Well done for removing any humour there
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permalink My apologies.
If it makes up for it, I was wet and naked when he arrived.
permalink He phoned in advance then . .
..
permalink the funny thing is, he did,
but not to my mobile phone. So someone somewhere got messages to say he was on his way. I got bored of waiting, and as I was covered in day old kfc grease, I jumped in the shower.

2 minutes later, the front door rang.
permalink And then?
permalink You hit the paywall.
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permalink I preserved my modesty with a towel, and answered the door.

I put clothes on before booze happened, as Im a good looking guy and didn't want to create further temptation for him : )
permalink You mean you didn't suddenly
overcome your inhibitions, and tenderly, quite gently at first, but with mounting passion, explore each other's...

*tissue*
permalink boik!
permalink i see some bodia slash fiction
coming up soon
permalink do you really have
to ask?
permalink *something about making flan up for it*
permalink imagine jermey irons in Die hard with a vengance
but he's also a junkie