...
I had to share a room with a hobbit that snored like a troll and smelled like an entire navys worth of unwashed brigands armpits
also, they made manky pizza
also, they made manky pizza
I was dreading having to dry clean my cat after he stays at mine.
Still, I think Riggers is staying too...
Still, I think Riggers is staying too...
When everyone else goes to bed and he ends up alone he spends his time sat in an armchair either checking and cleaning his weapons or just waiting.
"Riggers doesn't use Twitter, because he's already following you"
"Riggers can touch MC Hammer"
"Riggers doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist"
"Riggers can touch MC Hammer"
"Riggers doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist"
but not to my mobile phone. So someone somewhere got messages to say he was on his way. I got bored of waiting, and as I was covered in day old kfc grease, I jumped in the shower.
2 minutes later, the front door rang.
2 minutes later, the front door rang.
I put clothes on before booze happened, as Im a good looking guy and didn't want to create further temptation for him : )
overcome your inhibitions, and tenderly, quite gently at first, but with mounting passion, explore each other's...
*tissue*
*tissue*

