thread Anyone know someone called Lawrence Prentiss?
I'm trying to work out if I should be worried - he's started following me on tw*tter and his login is 'sweetgirly172'.

*prepares to run to the hills*

AQ: I'm off to Slough in a bit, which shithole have you been to lately?
permalink I live in arse end of Wigan.
I'd have to put some effort in to find somewhere worse.
permalink Clearly you've not spent any time
on the M4 corridor ;)
permalink I spent a few years
living a stone's throw from the M4. It was far nicer there, though I suspect I was at the nice end of that particular motorway
permalink You were in Brizzle,
that's deffo the nice end. And with that I'm off to play with the traffic.

Be nice, kids.
permalink brizzol rocks
well bits of it do! ie north of the river
permalink I prefer south gloucestershire myself
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permalink well it is kinda
there are just a few too many people in the south of briizzoll with webbed feet
permalink I never really ventured south of the river
to be honest, South Glos was south enough for my delicate northern sensibilities.
permalink I drove through Edmonton this morning

need I say more?
permalink Come friendly bombs...
permalink I manage to avoid shitholes mainly
mind, Sunderland for the weekend
*flees the wrath of Roxy*
permalink She's too busy watching videos of "forced blowjobs"
to piss about on here, according to her twitter feed
permalink my oh my.
Its a good job Flan is without net access.
permalink He doesn't need net access
to explode about that one . . . he just knows
permalink It's for work
she works for the police. I'm going to take a punt here and say that it sounds like she's doing something pretty damn grim.
permalink meh
you get used to it, after 8 years of it compiling the monthlies on rapes, their genders, age & ethnicity is all just numbers
permalink Guy I knew worked for a few months
compiling URL lists for website blocking software, he said he was literally sickened at first but eventually just became a bit snowblind to it all.
permalink reading stats
and watching rape.. is slightly massively different
permalink worry thine curly thatch little
i've seen the videos, done the course, spoken to "survivors", been to the funeral of ones that didnt etc etc.
just a different story every time.

if its any comfort, it does seem that most of the *bad* stuff is familial.
permalink fucking hell
i'll have to get some tips off you to make mine stand out..
permalink grow it longer
for the full 'fro effect.

oh... you didnt mean hair did you?
permalink mainz
I had to share a room with a hobbit that snored like a troll and smelled like an entire navys worth of unwashed brigands armpits

also, they made manky pizza
permalink You let Flan crash at yours?
...
permalink He stayed at mine, and was thoroughly well behaved.
permalink This is a relief.
I was dreading having to dry clean my cat after he stays at mine.
Still, I think Riggers is staying too...
permalink Cover everything in plastic
just to be on the safe side . .
permalink Rigby doesn't sleep.
When everyone else goes to bed and he ends up alone he spends his time sat in an armchair either checking and cleaning his weapons or just waiting.
permalink I thought that was Chuck Norris?
"Riggers doesn't use Twitter, because he's already following you"
"Riggers can touch MC Hammer"
"Riggers doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist"
permalink I was thinking more of Leon
but then I did watch it last night.
permalink Rigby is a mix of Chuck Norris and Bernard Black
...
.
permalink .. i'm a lover not a fighter
:(
permalink Mr lover lover!
They call him boombastic yeah mr fantastic, etc.
permalink Well done for removing any humour there
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permalink My apologies.
If it makes up for it, I was wet and naked when he arrived.
permalink He phoned in advance then . .
..
permalink the funny thing is, he did,
but not to my mobile phone. So someone somewhere got messages to say he was on his way. I got bored of waiting, and as I was covered in day old kfc grease, I jumped in the shower.

2 minutes later, the front door rang.
permalink And then?
permalink You hit the paywall.
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permalink I preserved my modesty with a towel, and answered the door.

I put clothes on before booze happened, as Im a good looking guy and didn't want to create further temptation for him : )
permalink You mean you didn't suddenly
overcome your inhibitions, and tenderly, quite gently at first, but with mounting passion, explore each other's...

*tissue*
permalink boik!
permalink i see some bodia slash fiction
coming up soon
permalink do you really have
to ask?
permalink *something about making flan up for it*
permalink imagine jermey irons in Die hard with a vengance
but he's also a junkie
permalink I just like what you type, and I needed a change from SSSS.
permalink Rio Gallegos
arse end of the arse end of nowhere.
permalink Going to nip over
to The Falklands?
permalink probably not
too expensive, too little time. We're in Ushuaia now, here for a couple of days then fly up to El Calafate. After that cross over to Chile and do the Navimag ferry up the fjords.
permalink Some of Slartibartfasts best work
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