thread I got home about half three and had a nap.
I was woken at half five by a nice looking lass at the door who handed me about £100 worth of parcels the postie completely failed to notify me about. That's the second time that happened.
permalink i hope you thanked her by offering tea
rhypnol or something..
permalink Sadly I was too asleep
to do anything but thank her and smile a bit. I was fully dressed as well.

Last time I was woken by someone at the door I failed to close my dressing gown properly and mini me was poking out.
permalink once my next door neighbour woke me in the morning knocking at the door
as i looked through the spy hole to see who it was as she peered through the letter box.. perfect eye full of my morning wood

she drunkenly lost her keys a bunch of times after that and had to crash the night.. possibly not related incidents
permalink Good effort!
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permalink Hahahahahahaha!
This is lovely.