thread I broke my mug
so I used some highly expensive aerospace adhesive (think a 300g cartridge sells for about £40-50) to fix it. I may not have been very neat about this:
Mug
link for the SFW massev
permalink It'll do Mach 1 though.
....
permalink thats clearly just
a big wad of spunk
permalink if your spunk is a sort of snotty green colour
I'd suggest seeing a doctor.
permalink view from
Window2
my desk
permalink it is once ive scraped it all together off my hands
to wipe on a sock or the cat
permalink or indeed,
a mug.
permalink Dontsurf update.
He's on a big boat full of Ammo, Machine Guns, Armoured personnel carriers, and a helicopter, in the middle of the Med.

I predict accidents or piracy.
permalink Is he alone?
did he steal it??
permalink He's in the merchant navy.
Just him, 10 or 12 other blokes, and a lot of military equipment.
permalink they could make millions!
..
permalink Or accidental piracy.
permalink haha, awesome bro!
you totally stuck that mug RIGHT up.
permalink I stuck it up your dad's arse
but it fell out, which is why the hadle was broken
permalink *applause*
....
permalink my dad has colon cancer you insensitive cunt
permalink but Al had filled the mug with homeopathic solutions
in an effort to cure him.. he's a great believer

oh btw i saw this and thought it would a great jogging shirt for you
http://www.oldskoolhoo...
permalink if i could afford one i would get two
for shame
permalink Want!

As Doghorse just pointed out, it should say "Bulbous also tapered" on the back
permalink has doghorse met ssg?
permalink he's stayed at my house!
permalink If only somebody would invent superglue.
-:
permalink YEAH BUT WHERE IS YOUR FUCKING WHEELIE BIN?
permalink EATING A CAT
permalink I got home about half three and had a nap.
I was woken at half five by a nice looking lass at the door who handed me about £100 worth of parcels the postie completely failed to notify me about. That's the second time that happened.
permalink i hope you thanked her by offering tea
rhypnol or something..
permalink Sadly I was too asleep
to do anything but thank her and smile a bit. I was fully dressed as well.

Last time I was woken by someone at the door I failed to close my dressing gown properly and mini me was poking out.
permalink once my next door neighbour woke me in the morning knocking at the door
as i looked through the spy hole to see who it was as she peered through the letter box.. perfect eye full of my morning wood

she drunkenly lost her keys a bunch of times after that and had to crash the night.. possibly not related incidents
permalink Good effort!
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permalink Hahahahahahaha!
This is lovely.