Aruba! Aruba!...
Our head of networking was on the phone yesterday,talking about a product we are starting to trial called "Aruba".
Half way through the conversation he said "well, I did manage to get it up last night, but then I had no way of actually using it."
I was the only person in the office who sniggered.
Half way through the conversation he said "well, I did manage to get it up last night, but then I had no way of actually using it."
I was the only person in the office who sniggered.
Aruba! Aruba! is that a chinese person doing a Fashanu impersonation? Kris Akabusi*pats on fanny*
for shame.I've become quite good at not laughing in the office (especially in meetings when nobody else will laugh), though for some reason dog rape still sets me off into a giggle.
*phones RSPCA*....
wrong way round.Don't you remember when bongo told of his "friend" getting bummed by a dog in a beer garden?
Ah. Right.You actually have meetings about people being shagged by dogs?
Bring on the NHS cuts...
Bring on the NHS cuts...
Thankfully not, I wouldn't be able to cope. `
A DOG'S COCKIN HIS ARSE
You're a bad manMr Witchy.
some of the crowd I go to sailing events withhave playing "innuedo Bingo". Being a simple game. Simply call "bingo" whenever someone says something that could possibly be misconstrued.
My guvnor is on the phone discussing fire brigade access to a site.He said "fireman are always running here there and everywhere with their hoses out"
"squirting".