thread brilliant!
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permalink Our head of networking was on the phone yesterday,
talking about a product we are starting to trial called "Aruba".

Half way through the conversation he said "well, I did manage to get it up last night, but then I had no way of actually using it."

I was the only person in the office who sniggered.
permalink Aruba! Aruba!
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permalink is that a chinese person doing a Fashanu impersonation?
permalink Kris Akabusi
*pats on fanny*
permalink for shame.
I've become quite good at not laughing in the office (especially in meetings when nobody else will laugh), though for some reason dog rape still sets me off into a giggle.
permalink *phones RSPCA*
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permalink wrong way round.
Don't you remember when bongo told of his "friend" getting bummed by a dog in a beer garden?
permalink Ah. Right.
You actually have meetings about people being shagged by dogs?

Bring on the NHS cuts...
permalink Thankfully not, I wouldn't be able to cope.
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permalink A DOG'S COCK
IN HIS ARSE
permalink You're a bad man
Mr Witchy.
permalink some of the crowd I go to sailing events with
have playing "innuedo Bingo". Being a simple game. Simply call "bingo" whenever someone says something that could possibly be misconstrued.
permalink My guvnor is on the phone discussing fire brigade access to a site.
He said "fireman are always running here there and everywhere with their hoses out"
permalink "squirting"
.