hahahaI can't help but read GMP as GIMP
my old (calamity prone) boss once leaned over the partition in the test bay where we were doing an acceptance test on some equipment for GMP, sat next to two Inspectors and the Comms manager and said, "are the Gimps here yet?"
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"Yes"
Our head of networking was on the phone yesterday,
talking about a product we are starting to trial called "Aruba".
Half way through the conversation he said "well, I did manage to get it up last night, but then I had no way of actually using it."
I was the only person in the office who sniggered.
for shame.
I've become quite good at not laughing in the office (especially in meetings when nobody else will laugh), though for some reason dog rape still sets me off into a giggle.
wrong way round.
Don't you remember when bongo told of his "friend" getting bummed by a dog in a beer garden?
Ah. Right.
You actually have meetings about people being shagged by dogs?
Bring on the NHS cuts...
some of the crowd I go to sailing events with
have playing "innuedo Bingo". Being a simple game. Simply call "bingo" whenever someone says something that could possibly be misconstrued.
My guvnor is on the phone discussing fire brigade access to a site.
He said "fireman are always running here there and everywhere with their hoses out"