asking the internet for medical advice?it must be Acute Horrifyingly Painful Slow Death Syndrome
Dr Hive mind, diagnosis please.I get my blood test results tomorrow, but in the meanwhile have some odd symptoms:
lying in bed my arms and legs will cramp a little at the slightest opportunity. I can feel my hands and feet tingling, and muscles jumping.
If I cough I feel a tingling sensation radiating from the centre of my spine outwards!
All this goes when I get up.
During the day around 10-11ish I'll get a steady side pain which moves as I move, eg sat on the bog it's not noticeable. Today the entire right side of my body including face felt numb-ish and now my left elbow is hurting. Right arm feels like it wants to cramp.
Blood pressure normal. I've been googling liver disease in preparation for what the doc might tell me tomorrow but none of what I'm feeling is mentioned, so what the flock is wrong with me?
aq: sheep.
lying in bed my arms and legs will cramp a little at the slightest opportunity. I can feel my hands and feet tingling, and muscles jumping.
If I cough I feel a tingling sensation radiating from the centre of my spine outwards!
All this goes when I get up.
During the day around 10-11ish I'll get a steady side pain which moves as I move, eg sat on the bog it's not noticeable. Today the entire right side of my body including face felt numb-ish and now my left elbow is hurting. Right arm feels like it wants to cramp.
Blood pressure normal. I've been googling liver disease in preparation for what the doc might tell me tomorrow but none of what I'm feeling is mentioned, so what the flock is wrong with me?
aq: sheep.
asking the internet for medical advice? AHPSDS?Ants Have pants Sucking Dead Sphincters?
Ammonia
NEXT!
Ammonia
NEXT!
bad circulationlose some weight fatass
IANAD butthe laying down thing sounds like it may be heart related?
I thought so too butbeen given the all clear 2 years in a row now. Bad circulation maybe, see what she says tomorrow. I'm guessing nobody knows anyone who's had a dodgy liver?
aaand with that I scarper homewards, back in a bit.
aaand with that I scarper homewards, back in a bit.
used to I have dodgy kindeys if that helpsstill - be getting new ones soon
Ants.They're building a nest.
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didn't manley have the whle ant itchiness and eveyone put that down tolimiting his booxe intake?
arthritis?something wrong with yr thyroids? Anemia?
Could be anything really and all treatable.
Could be anything really and all treatable.
Lupus?I've seen House. It's always Lupus, isn't it?
I think you'll find your skin will dry and spilt down the middleyou'll discard your old body and emerge as an axoltl
Well Mr Witchy, it's beyond my expertisebut I'm going to refer you to Dr Hal9000 in case he has any insight.
hahaerm
lupus?
Since my stroke i have had stiffness when sat still for some time (hour+) and it's worse first thing in the morning.
I do cramp a fair bit and my right side (stroke side) is prone to cramping quite a lot - muscles get screwed)
Other bits sound like trapped nerves so it might be a back issue.
i'm no doctor but i have had all of those symptoms and i aint dead yet.
lupus?
Since my stroke i have had stiffness when sat still for some time (hour+) and it's worse first thing in the morning.
I do cramp a fair bit and my right side (stroke side) is prone to cramping quite a lot - muscles get screwed)
Other bits sound like trapped nerves so it might be a back issue.
i'm no doctor but i have had all of those symptoms and i aint dead yet.
Involuntary stiffnessis common in all men, especially in the morning.
my wife has been sleeping naked on top of the quilt recently due to warm weather :)
I noticed that,thanks to the webcam those builders put in.
You still haven'tpaid me for that
she is a red head:)
I prefer gingers though ;o) gosh - she's got better looking overnight!
I have none of those symptonsso it's not your liver
it could be a fungus that flourishes in oldunused macs
hypochondria?you're just worried about the test results and have started paying attention to every little thing
a decent string of sleeps will help
as the hive mind is open: anyone heard of service charges to flats at 150-170 a month? they seem to be part ownership related but still
that seems prettyprettypretty steep
a decent string of sleeps will help
as the hive mind is open: anyone heard of service charges to flats at 150-170 a month? they seem to be part ownership related but still
that seems prettyprettypretty steep
Strokei had 2 - welcome to the club
2 strokesthat must be like riding around on a lawn mower
dohfirst a small one TIA then a proper one a day later.
I wouldn't recommend one, luckily i can walk, talk and move properly now (6 months) just have muscle pain ans stiffness
I wouldn't recommend one, luckily i can walk, talk and move properly now (6 months) just have muscle pain ans stiffness
ok it was a crap jokei remember when it happened and was quite shocked
nope, it was good enough to make me chuckle
If you can't laugh at yourself,etc...
i do most daysI think i was mildly depressed for 1 day when in hospital, that was mainly due to being stuck in a ward with 20 other over 80 year old men farting and dribbling, but i have been fine since then.
so what's up with your kidneys then?and is this genetic or just completely out of the blue?
*worries a bit*
*worries a bit*
funnily enoughi was told not long after the stroke that i would have kidney failure within 2 years... The good news however is that I should be able to que jump being diabetic and i would have a dual transplant - kidney & pancreas..
So it's pretty cool - after being diabetic for 20+ years they are going to cure me (with just anti rejection meds going forward)
Oh and everything is always related to being diabetic.
Also another reason why i just laugh off the stroke I spose
So it's pretty cool - after being diabetic for 20+ years they are going to cure me (with just anti rejection meds going forward)
Oh and everything is always related to being diabetic.
Also another reason why i just laugh off the stroke I spose
*puts down sticky bun* Just absolutely flew on the way homedespite a headwind. It's amazing what trying to get to the post office depot before it closed can do. Made it. Just.
my instinctis saying trapped nerve somewhere.
I have a touch of cervical spondylosis, and often get pain in my arms and pins&needles and that lot.
Are we running a book? 10p says it's a nerve thing.
I have a touch of cervical spondylosis, and often get pain in my arms and pins&needles and that lot.
Are we running a book? 10p says it's a nerve thing.
11p says it only happens whenmrs witchy isn't about
did you see thatyou indirectly got me a free pizza?
I did?gizza slice!
i haven't got it yet, just the voucher for it.dominos' website was being shit and wouldn't let me order. i tweeted you as if you could do something about it, as i am mr hilarious. a real dominos person picked up on it and sent me a voucher. least they could do really, having to ring the shop up was a terrible trauma
the cuntsare stalking me now :(
did you do @dominos or @domino's? It's not showing in my feed...
did you do @dominos or @domino's? It's not showing in my feed...
haha!I found it! the bastards *are* stalking me!!!
it is worth itto get me free pizza, right?
morgan gets his century *phew*anyone have plans for a trip to moscow.. apparently it's like smoking two packs of fags every few hours
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I'm gonna go withbad circulation
or possibly Ankylosing spondylitis, just cos it's a good name
or possibly Ankylosing spondylitis, just cos it's a good name
necrotising fasciitisis my favourite.
anything likespondylitis is a great name! I think trapped nerve too, but don't even know where to start on the diagnosis for that!
they thought i had that there AS for a bitbut it was just a fcked back and me being a bit of a misery guts
driving a lot, standing on floor cold air vents in equipment rooms and generally being a slouch really doesn't help - i'd not be surprised if you were suffering similarly.
weirdly the bloke who worked opposite me was then diagnosed with it about a week later, but sadly it really was for him.
driving a lot, standing on floor cold air vents in equipment rooms and generally being a slouch really doesn't help - i'd not be surprised if you were suffering similarly.
weirdly the bloke who worked opposite me was then diagnosed with it about a week later, but sadly it really was for him.
hm, I do a lot of driving,standing on cold floor air vents and sitting on badly designed office and workshop chairs. Mrs W's sofa isn't the most comfy either! Coming home I had the heated seat on max and it felt a lot better but moved pain to my chest. Were your symptoms worsened by booxe or bettered? Last night I felt great whilst having a bottle of wine :)
i guess the muscle relaxant bit could help...i also had pains in my side and chest, which turned out to be because of my back as well, there's a set of nerves runs round from the spine round the ribs that were getting squashed
so don't panic, you might not be dead tomorrow
so don't panic, you might not be dead tomorrow
did they come and go almoston a whim? There's no pattern, Currently most of my lower back has a bit of a throb on.
wahey!.
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they did come and gobut it would tend to be a half a day thing rather than a few mins
*puzzled*This really is fecking odd, night-time throbbage in particular!
Down, DC :)
Down, DC :)
Diabetic?sounds like blood sugar levels are not right
ask rev biscuit Post viral.Infective process.
Neurotic bastard.
Guillain Barre Syndrome.
Peripheral Neuropathy.
Multiple Sclerosis.
Neurotic bastard.
Guillain Barre Syndrome.
Peripheral Neuropathy.
Multiple Sclerosis.