He's soberbut doesn't understand the internet
why, are you drunk?its just a dirlist for me
He's sober ahhhhthats unfortunate, its a grand thing generally speaking
I've found it to be full offreaks and loners
and? erm...uhm...err.....
fair point
fair point
thankfully its not full of idiots like my neighbourswho have knocked on to ask if i have seen their cat, which i am told they swapped for their dog that wrecked everything in the house. apparently the kids think the dog (which they said thy had swapped for the cat) had eaten he cat as they had not found it in the house and had not seen it for a couple of hours. explained that opening the back door, leaving some food on the doortsep would likely see the errant cat return. which it did within a minute of them putting food down then promptly took off when they ran after it shouting at the top of their voices. they being him (pissed out of his head on vodka "4.99 a litre, top stuff"), her "i bought two bottles" and her three kids under 5.
Do you live inJeremy Kyle Street ?
there's one or two oddities up this street i tell youthere's a middle aged woman who lives about 7 or 8 doors up whp picked up a mates brother a couple of months back. they went back to his place and did the dirty, she stayed over and while he went to make some breakfast she curled one off in his bed, apple pied the bed and did a runner.
That's just put me offmy tescos finest belgian chocolate mousse
pass it overthen
Thanks for that.Mind you, Irene Dodd of Beccles did worse in my flat in Cambridge.
As didLiz Calver from Southend
apple pied?