because the person that took the last eggtook the basket as well
smoking Amber Leaf per chance ?
smoking Amber Leaf per chance ?
good cricket todayok.. 6 eggs in a basket
6 people take one egg each.. how is one egg still left in the basket?
how awful is this? http://www.youtube.com...
6 people take one egg each.. how is one egg still left in the basket?
how awful is this? http://www.youtube.com...
because the person that took the last egg hahayou cunt
tight fisted cunt you are ;o)I think I know all pf them off by heart by now
i usual get themthis one had me flummooxxed.. alcohol may have played a part*
*excusing my stoopidity
*excusing my stoopidity
It was the doctor by the wayas all the other professions present cannot have a neuter professional name
You don't want to put all your eggs in one basketThey were tadpole eggs, the 5th person was a dinosaur and wanked over them. He fertilized them, this caused cellular division to occur he waited a while, then ate one because reptiles are cannibals.
He then fucked off on his bicycle because they don't tend to their young.
And this is what happens if you put all your eggs in one basket. It was all in the original plot for jurassic park.
He then fucked off on his bicycle because they don't tend to their young.
And this is what happens if you put all your eggs in one basket. It was all in the original plot for jurassic park.
the thing is most animals are canibalsit's only us that have decided it's naughty.. as a species we are a bit wrong
it's naughty ?I could name quite a few I'd like to feast on
Did you know a large contained populace or canibalistic organisms can survive as the sole species in an area if their young can take in any form of food which the adults can't? This is true of frogs as tadpoles can eat micro organisms and water nutrient and produce a sustained level of growth.
It's a low level survival instinct but only really applies to animals who have large litters.
This is a not terribly interesting fact.
It's a low level survival instinct but only really applies to animals who have large litters.
This is a not terribly interesting fact.
Also certain species of shark give birth to live youngThey usually only give birth to a single calf but that calf is the strongest as it ate all of it's siblings
Did you also know that I spend too much time looking up things on wiki which I am curious aboutwhen I can't sleep
check this weird shit out that's the stuffthough i think i saw a bbc production.. so there were better lights
and a 100 pointless runners
and a 100 pointless runners
this is my favourite shark fact they have filmed it!
yesit wasn't
most animals when confined and overpopulated lean towards homosexuality and cannibalism.. something to look forward to
most animals when confined and overpopulated lean towards homosexuality and cannibalism.. something to look forward to
why do you think wemoved from London?
precisely*buggers the dog*
remember what happened last timeyou'll have to move again....it will end in tears
She's calving this weekendI'll have to get the rope and jack out
not before eating itshirley
Wow - dinosaurs, wanking and bicycles all in one post!I love you Bongo.
my dad's just given me £250 cashso I can buy stuff for my new house :)
that's a lot ofironing board
Don't talk to me about ironing boardsLiving in a blokey house once we got through £150 worth of ironing boards in a year. People just can't stop themselves going down the stairs in them
dinosaurs are shitat stair surfing