thread I'm baaaack!
re: http://www.c4mbodia.co... The internet was down, which was a pain in the arse because they do *everything* on the internet, like appointments and stuff.

It looks great, though - and I'm going back and everything.
permalink wahooooo
did they play any pranks on you on your first day?
permalink They gave her Mellow Birds
...
permalink The bastards!!
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permalink haha!
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permalink cowjam did
say if they served you instant you'd be home by lunch
permalink If I had a friend with an espresso machine
what grinder would you recommend I buy him?
permalink http://grindr.com/
edit: spose I'd better say NSFW
permalink damn it
why did i have to go and click on that?
permalink I thought that would have been
saved in your favourites
permalink what? human porn?
that's disgusting!
permalink depends
on your budget. TBH I'm not aware of one that I'd recommend that's sub £200, but then I'm a bit of a purist
permalink £80?
//
permalink just get a hand ground one
from a boot sale

less static

if you want a proper one (a DC one) you're looking at least 200
google hasbeans
permalink Or you could just drink tea
like a proper Englishman
permalink i don't think i've ever met a
proper englishman
permalink You've met me.
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permalink sorry
i giggled..
permalink I'm an
improper Englishman, if that counts.
permalink good news everybody
DC has got a proper job n everything!
permalink hey!
how did you know?
permalink congrats.
Btw, you are supposed to hate your job, but still have to go there every day.

I have just come back from the gym. Despite being "all inclusive" on my hols, and eating and drinking freely*, I have somehow managed to lose more weight. I am now 10st 3. This means I have a few pies in the bank, as it were. Yee ha!!

* Amazingly, despite having free booze at my fingertips, I only drank before 7pm on two days, and that was a quick tin of beer at 5.30. Unbelievable.
permalink you're allowed to love it
at first
permalink I suppose so.
I have been here for six years now. There must have been a point when I loved it, but I can't remember it now : )
permalink thats no way to speak of marriage
oh
permalink lols.
Marriage just gets better : )
permalink so what hotel did you stay in
and more importantly where are the photos of sharks
permalink Sun Island Resort and Spa. Google or Facebook it.
Pictures will take a bit of time to go up on FB, but I'll try and get some on there to give you a taste.
permalink looks nice
http://www.tripadvisor...

the swedish bird wasn't impressed though
permalink no.
Reading between the lines, she likes solitary places. Still, wxperienced none of what she said.

I'm guessing she didn't tip either, service wise.

And she's a dick, as she's not mentioned the fish, and you've never seen anything like it.
permalink *hugs*
*proud*
permalink woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
permalink yay!
Typical the internet being down....
permalink nice one DC
It will get even better when you get your fist paycheque.
What are you planning to spend it on?
permalink coke and whores!
No, wait.

Bet its coffee.
permalink *chokes on tea*
permalink nowt
it's voluntary work :)
permalink here's something that will make your brain explode.
You know in hotel rooms, right, when they have a kettle, and a few tea bags, and a few sachets of nescafe? That was counted as minibar facvilities in the hotel we stayed in.

SO, if you had a sachet of shit coffee in the morning, in your hotel room, it would cost 6 US dollars!

If you could walk 3 minutes to the restaurant, great filter coffee for free.
permalink *dies*
...
permalink its like being gastonomically raped, and then presented with a bill.
permalink known as TCMF in the trade.
tea and coffe making facilities
permalink The tea and coffee making trade?
.
permalink tourist cunt mother fucker
that mauritius lot all have tourettes
permalink hotel
permalink well i hope the mrs didn't mind getting it for you then
alternatively if you'd brought a pack of your own you could have steeped it

i think it's called 'the english'
permalink nice one!
give any advice yet? don't sit on that seat.. the guy just before you pissed on it
permalink more yays
and huzzahs
permalink All those new male colleagues that you met today?
They probably sniffed your seat after you'd left for home.

permalink At least they waited
until she'd left . .
permalink I think you should address all the members of the public who come in
as Citizen instead of Mr or Mrs
permalink Comrade
...
permalink subject more like
..
permalink Woo yay hoopla!
Well done :)

In other news, the ASA have said that it's fine for virgin to say that their 50mbps broadband is "infinitely reliable". It is "likely to be understood as puffery". Puffery!
permalink oh deary me
http://www.engadget.co...
permalink Want!
Well, as long as it plays stuff from my media server.

There's something under the End button on my laptop. Do laptop keys go back on if I flick it off?
permalink i cant say
i have tried