Bloody fucking hell.Sorry.
So anyone up to anything special today?I'm going to WORK, I am.
*struts*
*struts*
Bloody fucking hell. I shall be mostlyshouting at the dogs, changing shitty nappies and generally walking around in a post pub haze.
Have you got your own mug?
Have you got your own mug?
I have two.One with the Clangers on, and one with this on it.
I have a mug with the x-raysof my arm after my bike crash.....Mrs Flan is awfully thoughtful at times
I have a clangers mug.More accurately, one of my daughters has a clangers mug (not sure which) but it amounts to the same thing.
We have an emu one which bears the legend 'crazy bird' which I like too.
At work I have this 900ml beauty: http://www.boysstuff.c...
I am sipping tea from it as I hit return.
We have an emu one which bears the legend 'crazy bird' which I like too.
At work I have this 900ml beauty: http://www.boysstuff.c...
I am sipping tea from it as I hit return.
9800ml?That's almost 10 litres
Including the weight of the mugI'd reckon that would be over ten kilos easily.
easily more than tenit would be more than ten for the liquid alone, tea would have a higher SG than water.
Needless to say his puny stick like arm wouldn't lift it
Needless to say his puny stick like arm wouldn't lift it
he poos in itsilly
surelyyou'd have to gulp tea from it or it'll be cold half way through?
Nah it's fine.Thick walls and also lots of tea keeping itself hot.
enjoy the excitmentwhilst it lasts
it's fading already I don't have enough money on me for bus fare, so I'm going to have to walk into town :(
oh noes!whistle a cheery tune as you walk. You don't want the excitment to fade quite yet.
have you looked down the back of the sofa? *hugs*Yay!
I've been here for an hour and a half and I want to go home.a load of people found out yesterday that they are being made redundant. The atmosphere is going to be horrible...
yikestake it from this you "survived" then?
I'm too senior too long-serving and too expensive to cut...At this stage anyway.
Start Operation BlackmailYou must know where the bodies are buried
I'm the only person who knows how everything in this building works, anyway!Hopefully there won't be any subsequent rounds...
in our companyI help bury the bodies and handed out the bribes so I should be safe
You are the corpseyou daft old spunker
less of the daftbaldy
I like to think that the £30k redundancy would make them think twice.That said, they might well think twice ;(
marvellousstuff
Good luckI'm sure you will do spectacularly well.
Hope the coffee's up to snuff. If not, I can recommend these:
http://www.webury.com/...
Hope the coffee's up to snuff. If not, I can recommend these:
http://www.webury.com/...
she's been at work half an hour nowand not found her way onto here
something must be wrong
something must be wrong
she's only observing todayso she probably won't need to ask our advice about anything.
she's on her way homeas they only have instant