I really shouldn't have read that out loudto Mrs Flan in my stoned state, she didn't find it as amusing as me, rolled her eyes and went back to watching the telly
or who stand stock still at the top of escalatorsThey're the biggest fucking cunts ever. Within the non-murdering cunt category.
I really shouldn't have read that out loud Who said anyhting about "funny"?I feel strongly about those fucks.
:D
Give Mrs Flan a wave from me.
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Give Mrs Flan a wave from me.
Now she really thinks I've lostthe plot !
My work here is done.for the moment.
A wave as inslapping her toys and watching the ripples?
You saying she's gota fat arse ?
Nope,I am saying that my predictive text thinks that tits are toys.
I cannot really fault that.
I cannot really fault that.
So you're sayingher tits swing in the breeze ?
Listen, all I am saying is that they ripple when you slap themand something derogatory about your gran sucking off dead goats.