Then back south of the border
that he is incredibly obstinate. He wants to get to John O'Groats, naked. If you took him south of the border, even all the way to Lands End, he would just walk back to Scotland.
under my own steam.. i'd get in the guinness book of records and everything
It would be done and over if they weren't being such dicks about it.
who has to keep him locked up, would agree with you on this point. He sees it as a waste of everyone's time repeatedly jailing him (especially as, once he gets out of Perth, there's going to fuck-all people between there and his destination to be offended)
Having met the benign hippy in person, he chatted to me for a bit and wandered on - his penis was not threatening.
All he wants is to get to John O'Groats and he made the first leg so quickly that it is absurd and embarrassing that the Scottish Polis are continuing to be such utter wankers about it.
All he wants is to get to John O'Groats and he made the first leg so quickly that it is absurd and embarrassing that the Scottish Polis are continuing to be such utter wankers about it.

