thread What? No posts all lunchtime?
I was at the pub, what was your excuse?

A rumour, heard in the pub, that Elvis Costello had died, has proven (or pruven) to be untrue.
permalink I just had a chocolate croissant
into which they'd neglected to put any chocolate :(
permalink Smugness fail!
I imagine you practically fell off your balcony!
permalink So, in fact, you had
a croissant
permalink a disappointment-flavoured one
yes
permalink Pain au chocolat
I am disappoint!
permalink I feel his
pain
permalink The worst flavour of
croissant.
permalink MS Dynamics
is grinding my gears and has been all day.

I hate SQL and SQL server in particular. If i had the choice i'd ban all DB's bar Pick 1) as its superb and 2) its inventor had an ace name
permalink *googles*
Yes, yes he does.
permalink Indeed! Fantastic name.
Just out of a five hour session at RSH+P. Nailed it. I rock.
permalink Sounds like pint o'clock before the return flight then.
Spoken to the others, they're more than happy to postpone Kinder until another time, one of them is feeling a bit off colour at this point anyway.
Both send hugs, which could be considered overly forward, if you were staid and English.
permalink Awwww.
Fanks!
permalink And I just checked today's email and found that there's a roadshow on round the corner...
...projection mapping kit, media servers, all that sort of mental entertainment tech. I might pop in for an hour. Hopefully there will be free beer.
permalink Oooh!
I want to projection map my living room wall, using a webcam in the garden as a source, so I can see outside. See if you can pick me up some freebies...
I got all excited about it when I saw Roger Waters doing The Wall, but I understand the kit is getting massively cheaper now.
permalink Er.... not exactly cheap.
Why do you need to map if it's just onto a wall?

My favourite projection mapping server is about £20k.
permalink I want to cut out the furniture, TV
and other bits and bobs, and I'd like to tuck the projector away at a bizarre angle, so I need crazy keystone adjustment stuff.

It's totally not worthwhile, and will never happen, but I thought it'd be cool if it went totally edge to edge, like the wall was glass or something.
It's reminiscent of a project I did over a decade ago at the Bartlett.
permalink I can do that... but it'll be a 20K box plus the projector(s)...
Just for laughs... how big's the wall?

Did you see any of Eurovision (don't laugh... I watch a bit every year for technical interest)? My mate is the technical director - this was his 11th time. He is in charge of light, sound, staging, on-stage video, rigging, automation and pyros. This year the big video surface at the back of the stage was projected rather than LED wall... mapped onto a complicated folded shape with motorised moving bits. They used the brightest projector you can buy... a Barco unit at 120,000 euros a pop.

They had 28 of those, all edge-blended to pixel-perfection. Another 34 projectors in the auditorium, green room and press room. A dozen HD media servers to run it all. . Oh, and 850 moving lights. And a load of other shit. There was 3.5km of trussing in the rig this year... the whole flown rig was 160 tons, never mind what was supported from the floor... 50km of power cabling, 40km of data cabling... 5Mw of generators out in the car park...

fucking nutters.
permalink I think that might be overkill.
My wall is about 4m long, by maybe 2.2m high.
permalink how far back could you get a projector?
?
permalink Theroetically about 4m,
but ideally I'd tuck one either on top of the bookshelf or beside the chimney breast so that it's off to the extreme left or right, maybe 2m away, at ceiling level.
permalink is that 5Mw figure real or just a guess?
that's crazy
permalink actually... since none of these things move around and you're just masking...
...rather than dealing with projection surfaces in multiple planes...

You could use a projector with keystoning (not that big a deal these days), and create the mask live in photoshop in full-screen mode. Then you could get a Raspberry Pi, a webcam, and some opensource code to impose the mask on the webcam feed in real time. Shouldn't be that hard...
permalink although if you need more than one projector to cover the wall...
...then life gets interesting.
permalink I was looking at VPT 6.0
http://hcgilje.wordpre...
Which is free, and would presumably run on a PC of some description, and looks like it would map two projectors together fairly easily.
I quickly realised I didn't know what I'm doing, don't have any projectors, no webcam, and no immediately spare PC to run it all, and it was silly.

I'm thus sticking with my current config nightmare, which is channel mapping for freeview and freesat into my new XBMC setup.
Channel mapping was a nightmare on windows media centre when EPG info was integrated, but when you've got to use a scraper to steal it from the radio times website it becomes much more tricky.
Radio Times calls it BBC3, but the freeview channel ID is actually BBC THREE, for example, so it has to be mapped manually.
Then you've got to tell it that freeview channel X is the same as freesat channel Y, so that it can always find a free tuner to record with.
Then you've got to somehow tell it that channels X, Y and Z are HD, and thus to prioritise those over the SD equivalents.
Lastly, I want it to always prioritise freeview over freesat as it's marginally less subject to extreme weather, and to me it's got slightly nicer colour, and seems more reliably to deliver 5.1 audio.
/First world problems
permalink "Dick Pick died of stroke complications"
*splutter*
permalink Urk! Pfffft! Fnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnggggghhhh!
too good.
permalink I don't mind SQL
. . am I odd?
permalink Are the two parts of that post
related in any way?
permalink probably
but then that answer is not related in any way to the spirit of the question.

SQL is just cumbersome and compared to Pick rather backwards
permalink Which flavour?
PL/SQL makes the most sense to me, T-SQL less so & MySQL can GTFAWIGTFO.

Though QlikView makes all of them seem a walk in the park.
permalink QlikView's a good idea, but it feels like something I've made
in that it seems like they had an idea and ran with it rather than sitting down and thinking about how best to do it.
permalink Yep
It does some cool stuff but the syntax is awful and certain things that should be in the GUI (like changing a solid line on a chart to a dotted one) are done in code.

The set array to do an exclusion filter is awful, why isn't it just a switch rather than having to wrap an IF round an ISNULL?
permalink haven't heard of it before
but the wiki page says, "The Pick OS invites comparison with MUMPS"

*runs screaming for the hills*
permalink I have been running a DB
based on MUMPS since 1985 . . . most stable thing EVER
permalink Busy working.
That mouse is great, but minesweeper gets confused between left and right buttons which is a little problematic. Well, it's problematic if I'm playing minesweeper, whcih I shouldn't be.
permalink It takes a few days (I found)
to get into the habit of making sure the other finger, whichever it is, is not touching the surface, otherwise it can't tell which finger you pressed the button with.
That's another issue if you're an old school CAD monkey like me, where the right button repeats the last command, or duplicates the ENTER key during a command.
permalink Ah, of course.
That may explain why I can't click both at once too.
permalink Yup yup.
I don't see why they couldn't just make it two buttons to be honest.
Maybe that doubles the touch surface cost.
permalink Or at least recognise both button clicks
which would at least make minesweeper more playable
thread Good grief
Decapitation & police shooting in Woolwich

with on the spot faux-gangster eyewitness twitter reporting

https://twitter.com/tr...

Edit - and a translation into English: https://pbs.twimg.com/...

permalink good on young people
for buying fresh fruit and veg
permalink Who is that young man?
Is he famous or does he just have lots of followers because of this?
permalink you should see his
numbers 2 and 1
permalink moar stuff
http://londonist.com/2...
permalink there's now a sall (apparently 60 people) EDL march
they're throwing stuff at the police, so I think we can term it a riot.
permalink remarkable account
of what happened WARNING: graphic pictures GORE
permalink It is obviously a terrible terrible murder
of that there can be no doubt

But am I the only one who gets nervous when something like this, is discussed as a "terror" attack? It is a murder, it seems a religiously motivated one, but labelling the actions of two lunatics as terrorism, automatically opens a whole can of worms.

May just be me, of course.

See also the Boston bombs being labelled "WMD"
permalink this
if those Boston bombs are WMD, then US drones are fucking armed to the teeth WMDs, and I think there's international treaties and laws on the use of WMDs?
permalink although as someone pointed out
it does mean they were right about Iraq having WMD

The whole point about pressure cookers was that they were quick. I'm sure you could have something ready in 45 min using one.
permalink apparently entering a mosque carrying knives
and a firebomb shouting that you're there to kill muslims isn't "terrorism".
permalink EDF seem to be getting
hammered on Twitter . . .

http://i.imgur.com/4nz...
permalink that shows
just what a bunch of dumbasses we truly share this green and pleasent land with
permalink I think people just want
to have a go at them for that dancing poo
permalink and quite rightly so
it makes me think of Conker
permalink calling a home made (and pretty crappy) bomb a wmd is just ridiculous
though it does mean the merkins/tony blair can claim ieds are a weapon of mass destruction

also some american kid got arrested and jailed for spoofing 'terrorist' talk on fb for fucksake
theonion and dailymash better watch out
permalink these days
it getting quite hard to differentiate real headlines from those in the DailyMash or Onion

worrying, isn't it?
permalink It's nothing new.
I can't watch Newsnight because I find myself waiting for the punchline and end up terribly disappointed that it wasn't The Day Today or BrassEye.
permalink I liked
http://www.thedailymas...
permalink this is what happens when chuggers and knife salesman meet
in other news i got 29 in this social intelligence test.. i was suprised it was so high
http://kgajos.eecs.har...
permalink that's really hard, as a lot of the descriptions
are quite ambiguous (also in real life, you'd be able to see the rest of the face, which will also help a great deal)

surprisingly, I got 27
permalink half way through i actually thought it was a spoof as the models just look bored
i'm pretty sure son of sam was in there and alistair crowley too
permalink and Churchill
Audrey Hepburn and quite a few others that looked familiar
permalink 26
it was mostly guesswork though. Often what I thought was positive only had negative options, and vice versa.
permalink er
what constitutes a correct answer?
thread Death of the day:
Trevor Bolder - Ex Bowie bass player - http://www.bbc.co.uk/n...
permalink were those sideburns designed by his wife
so she could really grip on when he was eating her out?

edit: do people here say PRO-ven or PRU-ven.. is it a scone type senario or have i just been saying wrong all this time?
permalink pru-ven I think
although I'd imagine it's an accent thing like scone. which is pronounced scone, obviously.
permalink Pruven
I notice they mention he played for Uriah Heep but gloss over his time with Wishbone Ash
permalink Maybe it's cos he was very 'ard
but very 'umble
permalink pru-ven for me
and yes, anyone who doesn't pronounce scone as scone, is clearly a mental
thread Mornin' all
an hour of photoshop done already. Today I will mostly be photoshopping.

You?
permalink Mostly answering customer calls
while despairing.
permalink TJ
Looking for ebooks in pdf or ePub suitable for a 6 year old. Not a link to a list - actual advice.
permalink What kind of advice?
Like recommendations?
permalink Yes, I think so - maybe a link to good downloadable books would be good
but mostly recommendations.
permalink Free? Paid for?
Illicit?
permalink Free
It depends how illicit.
permalink How about
Lady Chatterly's Lover?

That's pretty dodgy, so I hear
permalink try http://www.amazon.com/...
i'm sure some of these are ebooks
http://www.amazon.com/...
permalink I do not want
Kindle.
permalink Struggling to stay awake after insomnia decided to made a reappearance
while trying to get my head round Qlikview's interesting syntax.
permalink I'm sorting out bitty messes for a report
that wouldn't be a problem if certain people (and not me for a change) had done their jobs properly six months ago; I want to get the sodding thing signed off before I finally leave this shambles and go to a slightly bigger shambles.
permalink morning!
At the vet with a poorly rat and reading about the new xbox. The fuss seems to be twofold; it's not compatible with xbox360 games and games you buy are locked to your account.

I don't see either of these as problematic or particularly unexpected.
permalink having only just got a 360
I'm looking forward to getting one of the new ones in 2023.
permalink It also will spy on you
with an HD cam.
permalink And worst offences of them all:
look like windows 8.
permalink did you watch the reveal?
it lasted an hour, and they didn't even mention games until 30 minutes in. And today's PR firefighting includes references to Office 365.

Basically it's a continuation of the Windows 8 debacle - every MS department has got stuck in to 'diversifying' the platform, so the end result is what may well be a good gaming machine, but is so covered in shovelware that nobody wants or asked for, that they've clearly forgotten it's meant to be a
games console.

It was an awful launch, even by MS' standards. http://i.imgur.com/zNR...
permalink my mate
used to be head of european PR for xbox, I'll ask him tonight what he thought.
permalink market widening
i guess the market for the "hardcore" gamers isnt wide enough. The presentation could have been better but i can see what they were trying to do and how it could drag more users into the environment
permalink I imagine there's only so much cash in people who want to play Call of Duty 8
there is a lot more money in people that like the idea of having a thing that let's them play the occasional game, but also plays DVDs and goes on the internet and all that stuff, from the comfort of their sofa.
permalink There's loads of cash in hardcore gamers.
I went to Scan's shop, they had some awesome gaming rigs set up. A decent gaming rig will have a series of components each costing more than an xbox.
permalink but that cash
goes on hardware not specifically games. You couldnt have a console the same price as a good gaming PC and still have it sell with the same profile as is needed for a console type business model.

thus why DLC has become so "popular", that there is more of a steady income stream beyond the first big bang of a months sales where it drops off as people buy secondhand games. Which neatly brings us back to the position "we" can see xbox/consoles going.
1) expanding its use further into homes so none gamers could pick it up and strike at "smart TVs", freeview, small device lounge streaming or indeed PCs out of lounge
2) extending the trail of income beyond the big bang with licensed games (cash from 2nd hand tackle) and more DLC
3) integration with web side stuff so subs can be setup for fantasy teams and content provider content that can either be provided by MS or bought in.

and of course all your netflix, home media streaming and social media integration
permalink So, you mean a PC with a TV out?
...
permalink Well that's what an xbox is anyway, right?
If you know a good OS or UI overlay for a PC that enables "laid back" operation of all of the above from a remote control and isn't a complete and utter nightmare, then please, for God's sake, tell me.
Also, ideally, control of DVB-T2 and DVB-S2 tuners.
permalink XBMC?
and you can run it on a £30 raspberry pi, whereas the Xbox One will be something like £300 PLUS hefty Xbox Live subscription fees to access these services

I really doubt it's going to dominate the non-gamer market
permalink I don't believe XBMC supports TV tuners.
I use Windows Media Centre at present, as it's the only thing I've found that does a "one box" solution, but MS have given up on it, as, quite rightly, there is no money in something which enables people to record and watch their own TV, and allows the viewing of any sort of file without any DRM.

I've considered MythTV, but by all descriptions it's an utter ballache to get to work.

edit: it looks as if XBMC might now have TV tuner support. Interesting.
permalink your average man about touwn
isn't going to be able to buy a computer box (let alone a Pi), set it up and plug it in. They can spend £300 on a machine that does it all though.
permalink I wasn't suggesting they did
more that if you want clever telly, spending a wodge on a gaming console (I really want to reiterate those XBox Live fees) is totally unnecessary, and if this really was a big potential market then someone could come in and provide a £100 off-the-shelf solution for the average man
permalink They do:
Roku, for example, will do most of the non gaming functions of the xbox.
permalink it gets better
http://uk.ign.com/arti...

you'll need a separate receiver device (so it isn't really all in one after all) and it'll only work in the US.
permalink or an internet-ready TV
which are pretty common now
permalink yeah
saw quite a few comments that the non-gaming stuff is almost all done, already, by smart TVs. And Smart TVs are rapidly becoming "all new TVs". There's actually a good arguement right there that a plug-in console for the next generation should therefore be a stripped back, gaming focused, device- why duplicate the functions of the TV you plug it into?
permalink Have you used a smart TV?
If not, then go and use one, and you'll understand why there's a market for the non-gaming functions of the xbox or a Roku.
permalink my old mans
smart tv is slow and leaves a lot to be desired in terms of usability.
permalink is that the updated version
of My Old Mans a dustman?

if so, it doesn't really rhyme
permalink +1
:)
permalink you're thinking skiffle though
try doing it over a krunking dubstep wibble and it works much better
permalink I assume it requires the application of a good solid donk?
?
permalink I'd like to see the MS share price in the same time frame
....
permalink not great
but less of a clear signal
http://www.news10.net/...
permalink No I didn't.
I'm pretty sure we all felt the same about the ps3. It did all that fancy non-gaming stuff that we thought we'd never want on a games console and it did rather well.

permalink Similarly, the PS4 has the same legacy game limitation.
Do you reckon it's possible that they think they've got gaming nailed, and just adding better graphics and power is expected, and thus they need to do something else.

Also, I always try and keep a part of my mind open to the possibility that these companies might have a better idea of how to develop the games console market than I do.

I mean, if there were lots of people thought Microsoft was being run by swivel eyed loons when they decided to build a console in the first place, right?
permalink The legacy limitation isn't new.
Not all xbox games run on the 360, and (IIRC) only early ps3s play ps2 games.

I also don't think it's particularly trying to add value or find the unique selling point. I think they know the market and actually, most people want a box that'll do all sorts and not just game. My ps3 gets used almost exclusively for iplayer these days, with gaming and blu-ray secondary.
permalink the non-gaming stuff that was shown
was ESPN, NFL, UFC, HBO, CBS

i.e. nothing whatsoever available or relevant outside the US

for gaming, they showed a total of 1 new IP (Quantum Break) and only about 5 mediocre seconds of that. They seemed hilariously fixated on the new call of duty dog.
permalink good summary
www.youtube.com/watch?...
permalink SQL Hell . . .
. .
permalink I'm trying to finish off inking the layout
that I've been inking for months (two 1/2 days), after which I'll be scanning it and applying limes in potatoshop as well.

Then someone will ask me to change it and I'll throw a spectacular hissy fit.
permalink And here we go!
I've just been sent an e-mail stating what is to appear on the masterplan (which I'm designing and drawing).
It's three weeks old, and I wasn't included in the original circulation, and this is the first time anyone's thought to send it to me.
permalink I just got one of those.
Feedback on a presentation we gave nearly a month ago, which wasn't actually sent to us at the time.

I intend to largely ignore it.
permalink I can't get away with that sadly.
Depending on which Land Manager I'm working with, the consultant in question will find themselves in a debate about the amount on their invoice which is fairly satisfying.

I finished a project a few weeks back where I'm sure the engineer ended up owing us money, but in this case I'm working for a very weak Land Manager, who just chortles and sighs about the grimness of the world and carries on regardless.
permalink Can you do it when the incompetence is in-house?
I am ready to scream on my current project.
permalink hosting a seminar this morning
then probably poking around with lots of numbers this afternoon
permalink Despairing.
I appear to be crashing again, which is unfortunate.
permalink I bought a van with a broken engine....
Am I you, or you me?
permalink I too currently have a van with a broken everything.
She goes in to the garage tomorrow.

I also have lost electricity to two rooms, but am too ashamed of my home to let a sparky in, so am working from extension leads.
permalink just two rooms?
have the bulbs just gone?
permalink Just two rooms and no, the lights still work, it is the ring main.
I lost power in the end two bedrooms for a day, then it came back for a night, then went off and has been gone for 4 days now.

I am tidying, but it just is not something I am willing to show people - I work hard for this home and my family make it something I am ashamed of.
permalink Sounds like you've got a short in there somewhere

A bit of mess is nothing to be ashamed of . . it means you're living in a real house and not a show home
permalink You should try living alone:
I work hard for it, and then I make it something I'm ashamed of all by myself.

What's worse is everyone who visits offers some "advice" which is really a judgement about how much time I spend on gardening and housework. I found the time to cut the lawn the other day, and all my chum could say is it would look better and be healthier if I cut it more regularly.
You know what? If there's two people living in a house, you can get twice as much gardening and housework done...

/rant ends, I hope C_I reads this post ;-)
permalink I think that two people living in a house means that you can leave it for the other person.
My jobs (lawn mowing, strimming, log chopping, cooking etc) get done. Her jobs (washing up, packed lunches, washing) get done. Shared jobs (putting things away, clearing tables, putting clothes away) never get done.

Also, I am miserable for no good reason, which helps little.
permalink I thought the shared jobs
were for children to do?
permalink Perhaps that is it.
They do not.
permalink my friends had their kids so well trained at 6ish
they'd set the table get us drinks take out the empties to the recycle bin
it was like having monkey butlers
their room was their own domain though and looked like a lego factory had exploded into a disney cartoon
permalink Are you trying to warn me that I'll be cutting your grass on Saturday?
....
permalink As on every other day this week,
I'm determined to do it tonight, if only it'll not rain today...
permalink definite
euphemism alert
permalink Your family make it a home.
Any house with kids is messy. And many houses without kids.
permalink For example:
Mine
permalink we don't have kids
and our gaff is spotless*

*may contain lies
permalink They have seen worse
. .
permalink weighing stuff out
putt 70% nitiric acid in a microwave for a few hours, normal sort of stuff
permalink That sounds like the beginning
of an episode of Breaking Bad.
permalink How Clean Is My House: Extreme
. ,.
permalink DO SCIENCE!
My noodle-based lunch will only spend a couple of minutes in the microwave but will probably be about as corrosive.
permalink PIZZA! lovely choriz a spicey pizza
thread Evening All
TOTN - Will Haven - Carpe Diem - http://youtu.be/R9isCT...
permalink I have WHVN back
there in my CD racks but never really got into it. Might have another go this week.
permalink They bridged that gap
between hardcore and post metal . . . I hear their influence in bands like Isis etc