thread Anyone know someone called Lawrence Prentiss?
I'm trying to work out if I should be worried - he's started following me on tw*tter and his login is 'sweetgirly172'.

*prepares to run to the hills*

AQ: I'm off to Slough in a bit, which shithole have you been to lately?
permalink I live in arse end of Wigan.
I'd have to put some effort in to find somewhere worse.
permalink Clearly you've not spent any time
on the M4 corridor ;)
permalink I spent a few years
living a stone's throw from the M4. It was far nicer there, though I suspect I was at the nice end of that particular motorway
permalink You were in Brizzle,
that's deffo the nice end. And with that I'm off to play with the traffic.

Be nice, kids.
permalink brizzol rocks
well bits of it do! ie north of the river
permalink I prefer south gloucestershire myself
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permalink well it is kinda
there are just a few too many people in the south of briizzoll with webbed feet
permalink I never really ventured south of the river
to be honest, South Glos was south enough for my delicate northern sensibilities.
permalink I drove through Edmonton this morning

need I say more?
permalink Come friendly bombs...
permalink I manage to avoid shitholes mainly
mind, Sunderland for the weekend
*flees the wrath of Roxy*
permalink She's too busy watching videos of "forced blowjobs"
to piss about on here, according to her twitter feed
permalink my oh my.
Its a good job Flan is without net access.
permalink He doesn't need net access
to explode about that one . . . he just knows
permalink mainz
I had to share a room with a hobbit that snored like a troll and smelled like an entire navys worth of unwashed brigands armpits

also, they made manky pizza
permalink You let Flan crash at yours?
...
permalink He stayed at mine, and was thoroughly well behaved.
permalink This is a relief.
I was dreading having to dry clean my cat after he stays at mine.
Still, I think Riggers is staying too...
permalink Cover everything in plastic
just to be on the safe side . .
permalink Rigby doesn't sleep.
When everyone else goes to bed and he ends up alone he spends his time sat in an armchair either checking and cleaning his weapons or just waiting.
permalink I thought that was Chuck Norris?
"Riggers doesn't use Twitter, because he's already following you"
"Riggers can touch MC Hammer"
"Riggers doesn't have a chin behind his beard, just another fist"
permalink Well done for removing any humour there
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permalink imagine jermey irons in Die hard with a vengance
but he's also a junkie
permalink I just like what you type, and I needed a change from SSSS.
thread 6am start this morning (9am deadline)
Great.
permalink Three day week!
off to Sunderland for a regatta on Thursday.
permalink Did you get it finished?
Morning all.
permalink nearly!
It'll be there by the time the fuckers have made a coffee and scratched their arses.
permalink well done
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permalink this will cheer you up
http://i303.photobucke...
permalink that kitten
looks almost as sad as the one on the left
permalink that one on the left looks
an awful lot like Clive the b3ta kitten...
permalink Nice colleague
managed to cock up a quarterly report recently. I put the data into last time's report document, then sent it to her to update the comments. She did, but then sent out the document I'd sent her with last time's writing on it. We're now being treated like naughty school children. I'm not very impressed.
permalink She can't stop bullshitting,
it's quite incredible.
permalink four day week,
followed by just over a weeks holiday. Yay : )
permalink I'm off work this week.
But I've got essay deadlines, so while I'm in my dressing gown, I have lots to do.
permalink I'm off work this week also,
looking after my daughter, until her first day of school on thursday! Haven't even left the house yet and i'm already knackered... Could be a long week
thread so after 6 days of graft
I have the new house in a semblance if order... not nearly done by at least all the boxes are In the right room etc. To celebrate I put all the living room Shite to one side , out on the projector watched star wars and had a bottle if red.... awesome.

. at least one trip to IKEA and need to go to john Lewis for toasters etc.

New place has made me realise a few stupid things, like I've been pitting up with 2 crappy clothes driers between 3 people for 4 years, tyrns out you can buy new,ones in a shop for about the price if 2 pints.

Edit; oh and broadband is 7 days away!
permalink Well done.
I fucking loathe clothes dryers.
permalink Me too.
I wish we had a laundry room to put them in. I'm sick of them permanently up in the kitchen.

TJ: I'm filling in an online application for for British Gas. The last question is 'Why would you like to work for British Gas (amongst other things -skills attributes etc). Why would I like to work for BG. What kind of stuff do they want tho hear? Have a sleep on it kids, I want your answers tomorrow when I shall be asking again before I send it off.
permalink You could tell them
why you want to work for British Gas?
permalink I think they'll want a longer response than
'because I need to get paid', no?
permalink Aye, but you could be a callcentre monkey more easily.
You want to work for British Gas cos you're very good at whatever the job is and British Gas are the best people to work for for that kind of job.
permalink 'cos I need to get paid omore than a call centre monkey
and BG are recruiting'?
permalink You see, that's all can think of!
"I would like to work for British Gas because I can do the job and you would pay me for it.I might get a van and a uniform, but to be honest, I'm not bothered about the uniform. I might also be able to pick up other jobs from it, you know cash in hand sort of stuff. Hey here's a thought, have you seen 'Confessions of a window cleaner', well I reckon there maybe other perks aswell, if you know what I mean..eh?!Bored housewives at home,man fitting her consumer unit....eh...eh!"

Don't think that'll cut the mustard somehow.
permalink Some crap about...
a household name, reputation for quality (yeah, I know.... but that's what they think), best training and so-on....

Play the cards attached to being big, established and, er, ex-nationalised....
permalink Plus some bollocks about gas providing basic needs
(heat, cooking) and you like the idea of working in an industry that helps people on a level that actually makes a difference...
permalink ...but with none of the socialism
of the NHS. Capitalism's where it's at.
permalink plus
don't British gas merely sell gas and electricity, rather than having anything to do with wholesale (actual supply) these days?
permalink Ok that's good, I like that one.
More bollocks please. It's bollocks I need.
permalink Training- that's a good one,
I hadn't thought of that.
permalink It runs in the family.
My grandfather for one, etc. etc.
permalink "I Love Gas"
?
permalink i make my own on a regular basis
..
permalink and I'm British
You need Gas... I've got Gas...
permalink "When I was 14 I did a test in school and it said I was most suited to
being a [job title]"
permalink "Gas Man"
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permalink mine said
Naval architect.... who knew you could make buildings out of belly button fluff.
permalink Likewise.
I favour a length of rope & some pegs.

That said, the wooden airer which goes up into my ceiling space on pulleys is marginally awesome.
permalink those are great. Had them for years in Scottish tenement flats
do the job but don't take up floor space. Win.
permalink you need decent ceiling heights though
Mores the pitty
permalink hence the prevalence in Scottish tenements...
I couldn't have one in this house... modern ceiling heights!!!
permalink i always thought
i could fit something in the useless space above the stairs...
hmmm
permalink there is a firm that do really nice ones, pretty cheap.
Easily googlable, I'm on my phone do not sure I could find.

Edit. Oh me of little faith. Castinstyle is the firm you seek
permalink i shall investigate
.

pulley maid?
permalink actually
fitting it up there would be a pain

and loading it half way up the stairs would be too
permalink They are great
This sort of thing:

http://www.pulleymaid....

But you can do it cheaper.

Affectionately known in the West of Scotland at least as "the pulley".
permalink aye
the second house I lived in Cambridge had one- big old town house; had an Aga as well (which helped with the clothes drying)
permalink i was all ready to buy one of them
But oddly, with off ceilings and kits of spot lights there is no where to put it.
permalink I'd go to wilko myself.
I don't think stuff like toasters and kettles are worth paying lots for. I doubt the benefit you get from the expensive ones is worth the extra expense.

I could do with finishing unpacking. I've been here over five months.
permalink oddly for the south of england there us one of them nearby.
But again having had the same crappy toaster for 7.years I'm willing to invest. Kettle doesn't bother me so much as I don't use one very often.

I had geared myself up to splash the cash in a dualit, but I just can't bear to spend that much.
permalink Asda and wilko
looked to have nice toasters for a lot less than I'd expected them to be. Depends what you're after I suppose, but I'd have thought you'd pay more in lewis's then you need to.

That said, I spunked £75 in M&S when I moved in here and it was great. I didn't get very much but I did enjoy spending it.
permalink I've had a Tefal Avanti for a feew years
they're ace (though they've changed the appearence of them at some point)
permalink 6 days,
what the hell were you doing to it?
permalink wanking loudly?
...
permalink i was at work as well
Moving in, getting the cat, breaking up with ladyfriend , IKEA, building IKEA stuff, traipsing around shops for stuff, and moving a fuckload of boxes.
permalink a cat for your girlfriend
sounds like a great swap
permalink to her credit
She helped me move the cat halfway accross London before she dumped me.
thread Sky asky:
I'm led to believe sky boxes transmit what they're displaying down the RF lead (arial lead). Now, I can't get this working. Is this something Sky say should work, or is it a bonus?
permalink I don't know.
Sky (and virgin for that matter) are a pain in the arse to deal with. I haven't had a positive experience with them, hence freeview is now how we receive TV here.
permalink I'm not phoning them.
I'm trying to tell my dad that he pays quite a lot per month because he's got two HD+ boxes, and that "sky multiroom" means he has more than one box, not that he's paying to be able to watch stuff he recorded in one room in a different room.
permalink you're going to make him phone them?
can you not just phone up and pretend to be him
permalink No, he can live without.
I might buy him one of those wireless AV senders.
permalink While our Sky broadband
is absolutely rock steady and very fast, the telly box was crap, and has now been replaced with a Freeview box. It was the other way around with Virgin, they got kicked into touch when they kept trying to charge us for broadband we weren't receiving (at all, not even slowly), even sending bailiffs to the door when we refused to pay for it.
permalink way back when Virgin was NTL
they did that to my student house, despite not having any internet for the year. I left the country shortly after that so I don't know what happened about it.
permalink They were fine when they were NTL,
but literally on the day Virgin bought NTL, our broadband started to fuck up, culminating in it going down altogether.
permalink Possible plane nerd interest
my not-very-good photos from before my camera batteries failed. There's sixteen Spitfires and a Seafire. But I can't tell them apart. Sixteen of these flew in formation at the end of the show. Low and fast in front of the enclosure we had, pretty much in the middle of the display line. An awesome end to a great day.
Album also contains:
Hurricanes -four out of the six airworthy ones in existence. They flew together earlier in the show. A fifth one, plus yet another Spitfire, turned up from the Battle of Britain flight accompanying a Lancaster. In case that wasn't enough Merlin engines, there were also two P51 Mustangs
Two Messerschmitt Bf 109s
A Catalina
A Hawk
permalink NEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeOWWWWWWWW
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permalink A Catalina!
*comes*
permalink It was part of the flying show
did decide that £4 to take a look around inside it was a bit steep- though to look around the B17 parked next to it required membership of the preservation society that owns it- £60 per year!

Looked like the engines weren't running too smoothly- when it was back on the ground the white paintwork looked rather manky.
permalink One of the most beautiful planes every.
That graceful fuselage, that solid wing. I *heart* Catalinas.

But yes, £4 just to look around is definitely taking the piss, though sadly I would've paid up.
permalink dunno but i have just found out that google have just release sketchup 8
lets hope they have som nice new modeling features
http://sketchup.google...
permalink solid style addition and subtraction
looks pretty cool to me, but I've not tried it yet
permalink i really want ot learn how to use Moi3d
it looks awesom and i haven't really played with nurbs modelers much.
Results on it look pretty cool but i can't find any beginner tutorials for it.
nurbs are hard.
http://moi3d.com
permalink This is part of the reason the buildings I design
have radius curves, or better still, right angles.
permalink There's a firm in Edinburgh who for many years had the reputation...
...of only owning a 45 degree setsquare.

All their buildings were 90 and 45 degree angles. No curves, nothing as exotic as a 30 or 60 degree angle... let alone anything else!
permalink Sensible folk.
I actually think that even 45 degrees is one too many.
Any multiple of 90 will do fine for almost all purposes.
permalink well,
carrying on fro our conversation the other day we have an aerial cable going into the back of the sky box and two cables which are attached together (apart from the last foot) one is from the dish and the other goes into another aerial jack on the back the box.
Now the other 2 tvs in the house just get fed by an aerial cable. However if we tune to one of the channels you can pick up what's on sky.
This may or may not help, i dunno.
permalink I take it it's a standard definition box?
I plugged the arial lead into the "RF in" bit on the sky box, and then linked the "RF out" to the arial lead too, but to no avail. His wiring is a bit odd though, always has been, but it might be that HD boxes don't output in SD while they're outputting in HD.
permalink Yes, SD.
it all went tits up funnily enough yesterday. I moved the sky box and put everything back but then found none of the other TVs worked ( I got some channels like sky 3 crystal clear and couldn't get BBC but ITV was fine then later vice versa. Even then they sometimes froze. I thought I'd fucked up properly. Anyway this morning thought I'd see if the cables could be swapped around and lo so they could. Now everything seems fine. I'm sure the aerial in doesn't go in the aerial in, which is why I got it wrong.
Hang on, I'll go check.....

Missus in bed, pitch black! From what I could see with the light from my phone was this..
There are 4 'jacks'; 3 in a vertical line and another to the side. The one to the side is where the dish comes in so forget that.
Starting from the top of the 3 1st, which I'm sure from memory says 'aerial in' is actually what I'd've thought was the aerial out, 2nd one is empty but would go to the 'aerial in' on the back of the dedicated 'sky' tv if you weren't using a scart lead and the 3rd one is the cable from the roof top aerial.
permalink Thanks.
I'll shift things round next time I'm at my dad's and see if I can get it working.
thread Ning!
How are we all today? Did we have a fun Saturday night? We kind of did, we went to the Secret Cinema showing of Lawrence of Arabia. It was a *superb* setup in Ally Pally, like a big souk, with actors, food, sideshows and stalls, brilliant music and a fantastic crowd, 99% of whom wore excellent costumes. I brought Arabic music CDs I'd made, and bartered them for all sorts of cool bits and pieces. Then the film started, and it all fell over, nasty trebly sound, all splashy and echoey so you couldn't hear the dialogue, and dark, muddy picture quality. We buggered off about 20 mins in, got the DVD out when we got home, and picked out our favourite bits and pieces.

Edit: Also - huzzah! - we've just booked a week in Syria and Jordan next January!

Edit: Also, pffffft:- http://www.gybo5.com/v...
permalink Morning.
Shame about the movie being shit.

I watched the feature length episode of casualty that was on then Babel in HD.
permalink I'm now at my dad's.
Came off the motorway a junction early and did the Devil's Bridge to Sedbergh road. I can see why it's popular with bikers.
permalink A good chip shop
in a lay-by?
permalink I meant the road
rather than the chip van. that van makes a daft amount of money.
permalink My Saturday was a total washout.
I did none of the work I needed to, and spent the day watching old episodes of Top Gear and generally being a hopeless layabout.

Today however, I was up at 7.30, I've written about 2500 words, finished all the the text I need to write for my three essays (due Friday), and mainlined well over a litre of strong coffee.

I'm just about to hop in the bath with a big doobie, and then I need to pop out to get catfood and other victuals. This afternoon I have all the illustrations for the essays to get done, but I can at least put the radio on without losing too much concentration now the text is written.
permalink I had a hair cut and made salsa
it was productive,

I am looking for a new job so much free time is spent in front of my ageing PC, it sucks but needs doing.

Could anyone pay me 50K a year to just be? I don't think that is an excessive dream...
permalink Rogan Jim is going to that today,
he heard there were lots of queues and stuff. I think he just wants to see the camels.

My Saturday night involved staying home to await delivery of Picasso the cat. Right now he's asleep on his mammoth cat tree. Also I like firm cheese like Chaumes, and goats cheese, especially Rachel, best.
permalink The food queue thing was awful on Friday apprently,
but they got it all sorted yesterday. And yes, they had 3 camels (and some sheep and lots of horses). The whole vibe is excellent, they put an awful lot of effort into the set. I hope he remembers to bring a cushion and a rug. And stuff to barter, I traded my CDs for a water pistol, a scarf, a 2gb memory stick, a Rubik's cube, an Arabic comic and a bottle of Kopparberg.
permalink He's definitely taking stuff to sit on
and in light of the queueing thing he's probably taking food as well.
permalink We brought sarnies and wine,
but we bought beers and (very good) kebabs too.
permalink Hello from a festival toilet
Wearing a white tailor of panama style suit seemed a good idea up until now
permalink mine was shit
it was the last million hours of a billion hour bus journery to Ushuaia. it's fricking snowing outside, like lots. fucking hell.

see: http://www.twitpic.com...

oh, and my little pocket camera seems to have broken. anyone know if a pentax optio s80 is repairable?
permalink you'd have thought virgin
were cable of (a) not advertising broadband to its own broadband customers and (b) not advertising cable to people who don't live in a cable area.
permalink I went quadbiking and hovercrafting
then ate the best meal of my life to date at a michelin starred curry house, Amaya.
permalink Best meal in your life?
*impressed*

What did you have?
permalink Which cava is it you like at waitrose?
I am finding I don't know what wines to drink back here as I don't recognise the brands, and the aussie ones I do see are the cheapies I wouldn't buy back there.
permalink It's usually Prosecco we get a Waitrose,
I don't know what it's called, there's none here at the moment. It has a minimal olive green label, and string around the top. Edit:- here it is - http://www.waitrosewin... - doesn't have the string any more.

There's a really lovely Prosecco called Botter at Nicolas wine shops (I think, someone brought it round the otehr weekend), it's not as fizzy as usual, and has the most gorgeous, light, floral taste.
permalink The most expensive of the three tasting menus.
I cant remember the individual dishes, but the grills in particular were out of this world.
permalink I went to my local
nature reserve open day yesterday. I talked to some bee-keepers. It was all jolly nice.
permalink Huzzah!
We did our weekly hive opening this morning, and they are in fine form.
permalink It's really fascinating.
If I had my own place I would definitely look into it.
permalink Have a word
with your nearest allotment. Tell them about the enhanced pollination.
permalink My dad went to his allotment the other day
ate a blackberry, and ended up in hospital because he didnt see the wasp that was attached to it. The wasp stung his tongue and he was close to anaphylactic shock when we got him to hospital.

I don't think he will be keeping bees any more
permalink 'kin 'ell!
Hope he's fully recovered.

I had to take my gloves off this morning to relight the smoker and two bees landed on my hands. Fortunately, no stings.
permalink He's ok but been told no more bee keeping
and he will have to carry an eip-pen with him from now on.

He had been getting slightly worsening reactions to bee stings over time, but this one really hit him hard and he wasn't impressed with spending the best part of 2 days in hospital.
Cheers for the drinks recommendations above
permalink I fucking love bees, me.
Look at this:

http://www.cameronsbee...
permalink Knackered
Crap sleep for about 4 nights in a row now.

And buggered after digging over the really compacted soil in the back garden, prior to vege growing. Shouldn't be that hard, but I am flattened. And have blistered palms!

Still, could be worse, could be in Canterbury
permalink At least the exercise should help you sleep.