asking the internet for medical advice?it must be Acute Horrifyingly Painful Slow Death Syndrome
Dr Hive mind, diagnosis please.I get my blood test results tomorrow, but in the meanwhile have some odd symptoms:
lying in bed my arms and legs will cramp a little at the slightest opportunity. I can feel my hands and feet tingling, and muscles jumping.
If I cough I feel a tingling sensation radiating from the centre of my spine outwards!
All this goes when I get up.
During the day around 10-11ish I'll get a steady side pain which moves as I move, eg sat on the bog it's not noticeable. Today the entire right side of my body including face felt numb-ish and now my left elbow is hurting. Right arm feels like it wants to cramp.
Blood pressure normal. I've been googling liver disease in preparation for what the doc might tell me tomorrow but none of what I'm feeling is mentioned, so what the flock is wrong with me?
aq: sheep.
lying in bed my arms and legs will cramp a little at the slightest opportunity. I can feel my hands and feet tingling, and muscles jumping.
If I cough I feel a tingling sensation radiating from the centre of my spine outwards!
All this goes when I get up.
During the day around 10-11ish I'll get a steady side pain which moves as I move, eg sat on the bog it's not noticeable. Today the entire right side of my body including face felt numb-ish and now my left elbow is hurting. Right arm feels like it wants to cramp.
Blood pressure normal. I've been googling liver disease in preparation for what the doc might tell me tomorrow but none of what I'm feeling is mentioned, so what the flock is wrong with me?
aq: sheep.
asking the internet for medical advice? bad circulationlose some weight fatass
IANAD butthe laying down thing sounds like it may be heart related?
I thought so too butbeen given the all clear 2 years in a row now. Bad circulation maybe, see what she says tomorrow. I'm guessing nobody knows anyone who's had a dodgy liver?
aaand with that I scarper homewards, back in a bit.
aaand with that I scarper homewards, back in a bit.
used to I have dodgy kindeys if that helpsstill - be getting new ones soon
Ants.They're building a nest.
this ^ `
didn't manley have the whle ant itchiness and eveyone put that down tolimiting his booxe intake?
arthritis?something wrong with yr thyroids? Anemia?
Could be anything really and all treatable.
Could be anything really and all treatable.
Lupus?I've seen House. It's always Lupus, isn't it?
I think you'll find your skin will dry and spilt down the middleyou'll discard your old body and emerge as an axoltl
Well Mr Witchy, it's beyond my expertisebut I'm going to refer you to Dr Hal9000 in case he has any insight.
hahaerm
lupus?
Since my stroke i have had stiffness when sat still for some time (hour+) and it's worse first thing in the morning.
I do cramp a fair bit and my right side (stroke side) is prone to cramping quite a lot - muscles get screwed)
Other bits sound like trapped nerves so it might be a back issue.
i'm no doctor but i have had all of those symptoms and i aint dead yet.
lupus?
Since my stroke i have had stiffness when sat still for some time (hour+) and it's worse first thing in the morning.
I do cramp a fair bit and my right side (stroke side) is prone to cramping quite a lot - muscles get screwed)
Other bits sound like trapped nerves so it might be a back issue.
i'm no doctor but i have had all of those symptoms and i aint dead yet.
Involuntary stiffnessis common in all men, especially in the morning.
my wife has been sleeping naked on top of the quilt recently due to warm weather :)
I noticed that,thanks to the webcam those builders put in.
You still haven'tpaid me for that
she is a red head:)
I prefer gingers though ;o) I have none of those symptonsso it's not your liver
it could be a fungus that flourishes in oldunused macs
hypochondria?you're just worried about the test results and have started paying attention to every little thing
a decent string of sleeps will help
as the hive mind is open: anyone heard of service charges to flats at 150-170 a month? they seem to be part ownership related but still
that seems prettyprettypretty steep
a decent string of sleeps will help
as the hive mind is open: anyone heard of service charges to flats at 150-170 a month? they seem to be part ownership related but still
that seems prettyprettypretty steep
Strokei had 2 - welcome to the club
2 strokesthat must be like riding around on a lawn mower
dohfirst a small one TIA then a proper one a day later.
I wouldn't recommend one, luckily i can walk, talk and move properly now (6 months) just have muscle pain ans stiffness
I wouldn't recommend one, luckily i can walk, talk and move properly now (6 months) just have muscle pain ans stiffness
ok it was a crap jokei remember when it happened and was quite shocked
nope, it was good enough to make me chuckle
If you can't laugh at yourself,etc...
i do most daysI think i was mildly depressed for 1 day when in hospital, that was mainly due to being stuck in a ward with 20 other over 80 year old men farting and dribbling, but i have been fine since then.
so what's up with your kidneys then?and is this genetic or just completely out of the blue?
*worries a bit*
*worries a bit*
funnily enoughi was told not long after the stroke that i would have kidney failure within 2 years... The good news however is that I should be able to que jump being diabetic and i would have a dual transplant - kidney & pancreas..
So it's pretty cool - after being diabetic for 20+ years they are going to cure me (with just anti rejection meds going forward)
Oh and everything is always related to being diabetic.
Also another reason why i just laugh off the stroke I spose
So it's pretty cool - after being diabetic for 20+ years they are going to cure me (with just anti rejection meds going forward)
Oh and everything is always related to being diabetic.
Also another reason why i just laugh off the stroke I spose
*puts down sticky bun* Just absolutely flew on the way homedespite a headwind. It's amazing what trying to get to the post office depot before it closed can do. Made it. Just.
my instinctis saying trapped nerve somewhere.
I have a touch of cervical spondylosis, and often get pain in my arms and pins&needles and that lot.
Are we running a book? 10p says it's a nerve thing.
I have a touch of cervical spondylosis, and often get pain in my arms and pins&needles and that lot.
Are we running a book? 10p says it's a nerve thing.
11p says it only happens whenmrs witchy isn't about
did you see thatyou indirectly got me a free pizza?
I did?gizza slice!
i haven't got it yet, just the voucher for it.dominos' website was being shit and wouldn't let me order. i tweeted you as if you could do something about it, as i am mr hilarious. a real dominos person picked up on it and sent me a voucher. least they could do really, having to ring the shop up was a terrible trauma
the cuntsare stalking me now :(
did you do @dominos or @domino's? It's not showing in my feed...
did you do @dominos or @domino's? It's not showing in my feed...
haha!I found it! the bastards *are* stalking me!!!
morgan gets his century *phew*anyone have plans for a trip to moscow.. apparently it's like smoking two packs of fags every few hours
http://www.alertnet.or...
http://www.alertnet.or...
I'm gonna go withbad circulation
or possibly Ankylosing spondylitis, just cos it's a good name
or possibly Ankylosing spondylitis, just cos it's a good name
necrotising fasciitisis my favourite.
anything likespondylitis is a great name! I think trapped nerve too, but don't even know where to start on the diagnosis for that!
they thought i had that there AS for a bitbut it was just a fcked back and me being a bit of a misery guts
driving a lot, standing on floor cold air vents in equipment rooms and generally being a slouch really doesn't help - i'd not be surprised if you were suffering similarly.
weirdly the bloke who worked opposite me was then diagnosed with it about a week later, but sadly it really was for him.
driving a lot, standing on floor cold air vents in equipment rooms and generally being a slouch really doesn't help - i'd not be surprised if you were suffering similarly.
weirdly the bloke who worked opposite me was then diagnosed with it about a week later, but sadly it really was for him.
hm, I do a lot of driving,standing on cold floor air vents and sitting on badly designed office and workshop chairs. Mrs W's sofa isn't the most comfy either! Coming home I had the heated seat on max and it felt a lot better but moved pain to my chest. Were your symptoms worsened by booxe or bettered? Last night I felt great whilst having a bottle of wine :)
i guess the muscle relaxant bit could help...i also had pains in my side and chest, which turned out to be because of my back as well, there's a set of nerves runs round from the spine round the ribs that were getting squashed
so don't panic, you might not be dead tomorrow
so don't panic, you might not be dead tomorrow
I hate this job, I've been a bundle of nerves for ages.Somehow I've ended up being responsible for the proper running of the backups. Today I discover two servers that don't have IPs listed, there's no password for them and they're not being backed up, I think "Oh shit, I'm gonna get killed for this"
After a fair bit of detective work it turns out that these servers have been sitting in the data centre, sucking up power and putting out heat for years when they should have been sitting in a skip.
I want my holiday to be now instead of a month away.
What's your favourite jam?
After a fair bit of detective work it turns out that these servers have been sitting in the data centre, sucking up power and putting out heat for years when they should have been sitting in a skip.
I want my holiday to be now instead of a month away.
What's your favourite jam?
blackcurrant jampreferably on freshly baked home made bread...
you need a new job, not onethat expects you to know everything you don't know.
Plum
jam that is
Plum
jam that is
is there such a job in IT?.
no, we've been bullshitting for decadesI wonder what it was like to work in IT before google
Easier to bullshit,harder to find actual solutions.
I used to buy a lot of manualsI also had a crazy dog that lived down my street that liked to steal and chew my manuals on my way home. So basically as I recall everything used to smell a bit like dank dog.
Google was about but it wasn't the haven of information it is now. I used to develop on dial up and have to remember to disconnect it otherwise I'd end up in trouble for the massive phone bill.
Google was about but it wasn't the haven of information it is now. I used to develop on dial up and have to remember to disconnect it otherwise I'd end up in trouble for the massive phone bill.
rhubarbI'm lot accusing you of lying I just like rhubarb jam, or apple and cinnamon.
The only jam I don't like is apricot as far as I know
The only jam I don't like is apricot as far as I know
Mhhh, rhubarb. Wine jelly is pretty fantastic.Does that count?
Wine jelly?you german's get all the best shit and you only came second
I can recomment this Austrian monastry's:Stift Kloster Neuburg
(cilck "specialities")
(cilck "specialities")
Where's the delete button when you need it? `
New bits out yesterdaycovering Commissioning for Patients and Local Democratic Legitimacy in Health . . . they still say the sum total of fuck all and answer none of the questions PCTs have around future arrangements
Ta.It was for a colleague, I'm not paying attention to it all.
Her default action is to ask me and mine is to ask you (plural), then I google.
Her default action is to ask me and mine is to ask you (plural), then I google.
Blackberry jellyMrs Flan made 8 jars of Blackcurrant the other day, I still haven't plucked up the courage to tell her I don't like blackcurrants
Hahahaha.I've noticed quite a few people are incapable of remembering preferrences like that.
I seem to have one list of dislikes in my head that gets applied to anyone who doesn't like stuff I'd normall eat.
I seem to have one list of dislikes in my head that gets applied to anyone who doesn't like stuff I'd normall eat.
I'm more a Marmalade person reallyI do like a nice raspberry jam though
Grapefruit MarmaladeI do hope
Or lime Roses lime marmalade is lovely
far too sweetthe diabetic grapefruit one is fab, certainly wakes the gob up in the morning
I hate that question. `
Jam hater! I love jamI just hate that question.
Nobody's favourite jam is ever cowjam
*sob*
Nobody's favourite jam is ever cowjam
*sob*
We love you Cowjamwe just don't want to spread you on our toast
Speak for yourself....
we didn't ask what's your favourite jam for spreading on toast though did he?That was an assumption on your part.
And we all know assumption make an ass out of you and mption.
And we all know assumption make an ass out of you and mption.
Jamist! ..
That's like calling me racistfor objecting to someone asking "what's your favourite race?"
I quite like the 400 meters
EGG AND SPOON! Three legged! (I can run that one by myself)
I'd love to have a go atthe Rond am Texel.
Formula 1 Gran Prix of Monaco is pretty cool
That mental cycling one from Belgium to Paris mainly along cobbles, that's pretty cool.
Vendee Globe is cool, as that's rather crazy.
Formula 1 Gran Prix of Monaco is pretty cool
That mental cycling one from Belgium to Paris mainly along cobbles, that's pretty cool.
Vendee Globe is cool, as that's rather crazy.
Ork(or Orc. Depends upon which system)
rasperry ORANGE JAMor marmalade, as i hear it is also called
There is actually orange jam.It's sweet and pointless.
actually i had banana jamand banana juice in germany both yummy.. can't get them over here
You can't get banana juice in the UK?But how are you gonna make hefeweizen - banana huice shandy?
quit and start your holiday sooneryou seemed have sorted panic over
till the next one
till the next one
Who is Lone Wolf? Are you somehow suggesting that Peter Gabriel is responsible?
Isn't that an actionable statement?
*lawyers up*
Isn't that an actionable statement?
*lawyers up*
I submit that he openly admits the following:
I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers . . .
He could get from Box to Shepton Mallet in under an hour
*rests case*
I know something about opening windows and doors
I know how to move quietly to creep across creaky wooden floors
I know where to find precious things in all your cupboards and drawers . . .
He could get from Box to Shepton Mallet in under an hour
*rests case*
I note no references to:- sheds
- tattoos
- Audis
- Shepton Mallett (or indeed the West Country at all)
I believe your evidence is largely circumstantial.
*unrests case*
*cases joint*
*uncases joint*
*smokes*
- tattoos
- Audis
- Shepton Mallett (or indeed the West Country at all)
I believe your evidence is largely circumstantial.
*unrests case*
*cases joint*
*uncases joint*
*smokes*
If he's got the name of a geekyRPG book tattooed on his arm, then he's nothing to be worried about.
Nooels, Sloggis, All Things to All Men by The Cinematic Orchestra:- http://www.youtube.com...
Nooels, Sloggis, All Things to All Men by The Cinematic Orchestra:- http://www.youtube.com...
It could be a referenc to a leaderless form of extremist tactics though: Or he could be a fan of rubbish band Eels. Not heard of themheard of the really good band Eels though
*fEels* *rEels*..
I saw a really good documentary that lead singer E didabout parallel universes that prompted me to go and, erm, acquire some of their stuff. It was bloody awful. Dreary, noodly, boring. None of it made it into my iTunes, let alone the iPod.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Each to their ownbut then again I like Counting Crows as well, guess that makes me a dreary, boring noodle
Slightly better than Eels.Slightly.
Mind you, i'm doing noodly jazz funk today, courtesy of Cinematic Orchestra and David Axelrod. Here, this is one of the best tunes EVER:- http://www.youtube.com...
Mind you, i'm doing noodly jazz funk today, courtesy of Cinematic Orchestra and David Axelrod. Here, this is one of the best tunes EVER:- http://www.youtube.com...
TOTD for me isBAXTER DURY - FRANCESCA'S PARTY
http://www.youtube.com...
http://www.youtube.com...
Yeah,I like that. I must get some of his stuff...
I only found "Floorshow"through the usual sources
I may have to browse Vuze tonight... crikeyI was with you on eels, but Counting Crows can get to fuck.
i saw that too.. he ruined itand made me even more determined to avoid the trite shit of the eels
I thought he did a good job of it.Bear in mind, it was as much about his relationship with his family as it was about parallel universes. He came across as an all right kind of guy.
i didn't like his faceor his voice
or his false modesty
nah.. he's a cunt
or his false modesty
nah.. he's a cunt
Come on Riggers,stop prevaricating about the bush, say what you mean.
I'm on your mind?you saucepot
Restructuring meeting WIN.Basically, nobody is being fired, only a couple of poeple are being redeployed.
The details will bore you, but it looks like I might be able to stop working with annoying colleague through me being somewhere else half the time and her doing somethign else half the time.
The details will bore you, but it looks like I might be able to stop working with annoying colleague through me being somewhere else half the time and her doing somethign else half the time.
So you don't get the chance to kill her?..
boo quickstabby time
*does dance*
*does dance*
No,but it hasn't left my mind.
Restructuring won't happen til January at the earliest.
Restructuring won't happen til January at the earliest.
My acer is back up and runningI took it to bits and reasembled it. It was made easier by the fact that someone has already clearly opened it and performed the same operation previously as some of the components and screws were already missing.
It actually feels more solid now.
It actually feels more solid now.
Oh and TabazanUpload some crap for me to work on next week
I have something it's a bit metal/proggy . . . would that be OK?
I have amplitube 2 and amplitube metalSo brilliant, I can go all rick wakeman
or Simon House/Tim Blake I'll tidy it up and bung it over to you
i hope you scratched in your name on the insidemr enzo bongo
Well done. It's a right pain getting at the fansThey're under the keyboard.
So is it running cooler now?
It's quieter Thatwould worry me.
the air is coming out of the ventthough I am wary of using it to heat my cup of tea
Is that hal or parsley?I suppose it's only an hours drive from manley.
an hour ?are you taking into account break downs, both mechanical and mental ?
Good point.That leaves hal or parsley.
Hal can't gethis bike boots on through having massive alien feet, that only leaves Parsley......or my father
hahathey are better now though :)
Have you found out a wayof making it happen to your nob ?
"has been seen driving a red Audi A4 " o_0
not meno tats on my arm
all my sheds arein Wilts
yesterday i plugged a phone in to a socket thathadn't had a phone plugged in to it for at least three years. it rang immediately. the person asked for david jason. it was pretty fucking weird
i wonder if they have been trying to ring itfor the last three years
once a day,every day at 14:30...
Did you answer with "Hello Denton CID"?
i burnt the phone as a witch yes?oh.
I've been having wierd calls appearing on my phone bill (landline)on a line I use once every 2 weeks to phone a freephone number with. It's only a few pence, but someone's clearly managing to place calls using my line.
I've unplugged it to see what happens next month. It's freaky.
I've unplugged it to see what happens next month. It's freaky.
I think in the likelihoodof someone breaking into your house and using your line to place a couple of calls every month vs. the telco's billing system cocking up you're barking up the wrong tree.
They might have tapped into the wireoutside of the house.
This,or have somehow got crossed connections with my DECT phone base-station.
YOur telephone cable isn't below ground perhaps? I find the idea that someone hacks into JoS's phone lineto place a few pence worth of calls every month utterly preposterous. It's just not worth the effort.
I'm curious to know why he has a phoneline he uses once a fortnight though. Dead man's trigger?
I'm curious to know why he has a phoneline he uses once a fortnight though. Dead man's trigger?
I spend 2-3 hour sont he phone to my dad in the USevery other weekend, normally we watch the Grand Prix together.
Our cheap phone deals largely rely on having a landline, and deleting the landline results in my broadbeans price increasing by about the same as it's cost.
Virgin seem to insist that you pay them at least £30 per month irrespective of your requirements.
Our cheap phone deals largely rely on having a landline, and deleting the landline results in my broadbeans price increasing by about the same as it's cost.
Virgin seem to insist that you pay them at least £30 per month irrespective of your requirements.
Ah, that makes sense.I thought it was a second landline (whcih would be suspicious).
I pay £45 for my internets, telly and phone but the extra £15 is worth it when the Sky sales folk latch on.
I pay £45 for my internets, telly and phone but the extra £15 is worth it when the Sky sales folk latch on.
Embarassingly,I suggested it might have been my cleaner.
She was very understanding, but quite clear on the fact it wasn't her.
If it was, she'd be stupid to have continued doing it, and she's not that stupid.
She was very understanding, but quite clear on the fact it wasn't her.
If it was, she'd be stupid to have continued doing it, and she's not that stupid.
or she's clever enough to realise that if it suddenly stopped you'd know it was her
Check out Miss Marple! :o)
I think I've subconsciously started getting in to work earlyso I can leave early in order to catch Midsomer Murders :(
I don't know why she'd bother,as I pay her mobile bill anyway.
I wasn't questionning her phone use,more your faulty logic.
Hang on...it's all falling into place now....
drives an old beemer.....
has a "cleaner" and supplies her with a mobile phone.....
You're a pimp aren't you
drives an old beemer.....
has a "cleaner" and supplies her with a mobile phone.....
You're a pimp aren't you
Less of the "old" as far as Lily is concerned, matey!I don't supply her mobile phone, I just pay her bill.
It's a convenient solution, whihc also probably helps avoid the taxman a bit.
Anyway, it was you chatting with her on fb last night, so if you're right, I'll raise an invoice for her time ;-)
It's a convenient solution, whihc also probably helps avoid the taxman a bit.
Anyway, it was you chatting with her on fb last night, so if you're right, I'll raise an invoice for her time ;-)
Flan's been chatting up your cleaner? `
It was a list ofinappropriate behaviour by politicians on public parkland.
So, er yes.
So, er yes.
Ah so that's who she isI didn't want to go posting the full details of the death of Stephen Milligan on your wall.
As for the invoice, do I get a discount seeing as I'm on benefits ?
As for the invoice, do I get a discount seeing as I'm on benefits ?
No, because so is she.From HMRC's point of view it's an entirely tax neutral transaction. You can probably claim the VAT back being overseas though.
She's also one of my neighbours, she gets top rates for the body, but the boat race is 2nd Division.
God, I'm a horrible man.
She's also one of my neighbours, she gets top rates for the body, but the boat race is 2nd Division.
God, I'm a horrible man.
BOBFOCW ?VAT clawback would be good as we are 21% on luxuries here, but then after that comment would she be classed as a "luxury"
2nd Division is not Crimewatch (I was not including the Premiership)Regards Luxury, I'd have thought if you were approaching from the front then no, but for rearward access, she's definetely VATable.
Crimewatch is all one word `
I thought itwas just BOBFOC too.
I prefer Nanna Kornicova myself Also,"VAT clawback" sounds like some sort of boudoir activity, so is in itself, probably subject to VAT.
morning all.*yawns*
Ning*dies*
morningmy back is *killing* this morning. I have no idea why.
Wotcha! Good morning!A few members of staff are off this week, so I've promised various things will be done by the time they're back. Silly me!
Track of the morning:Lee Ann - Two Times
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Ooh. Suddenly, Android 2 on my HTC Hero.Lovely.
is it an orange brnaded phone? mine isgo into settings, bugger about with the date so it's suddenly 31st August, PROFIT.
anywhere at least a month in the future, then turn it off and onthat'll kick the prep update.
I did that the other day, then this morning the 2.1 upgrade came on.
I did that the other day, then this morning the 2.1 upgrade came on.
did you lose all your datas Is there an Orange 2.1 Hero update then?There's a rumoured Desire 2.2 update today too.
I'll give you£150 for that desire you're trying to punt out
It's not mine,and £250 is the bottom line.
£160 haha£161 and a homemade dundee cake
Ah but I havehome made date and walnut cake, although there doesn't seem to be much left now
nope. sort of.It migrated all app settings as far as I can see (including text messages!), and it doesn;t touch the memory card. Lost emails and contacts, but I use ActiveSync with the exchange server here so they all downloaded again perfectly.
since i'm not on orange it seems I need to download the rom update seperately
yup....:)
I want my PCto know where I'm looking, so when I press tab the focus changes to the thing I'm looking at
So you will be hardwiring something into your eyes tonight?
Mronig all
Mronig all
He's going CyborgCowduino.
I've got an old sinclair Spectrum lightgun.I'll be taking that apart and ramming it into my eye socket.
I'll have an eye going spare if anyone wants? Brown iris, fairly bloodshot, imperfect vision.
I'll have an eye going spare if anyone wants? Brown iris, fairly bloodshot, imperfect vision.
grawso..... tired........
Morning. It's Mrs tico's birthday today.I should probably at least organise a card or something, right?
No need.Say "How about some oral sex for your birthday?" then when she says "yes please!" whap your old man out. She'll love your chauvenistic attitude and find it funny, forgetting the lack of card and present. And you'll get a blowjob out of it too!
Let's call that 'Plan B'
"plan BJ" surely.
morning*farts*
mnnningAfter a day of much fucksockery my new camera has finally arrived at work. Which is 50 miles from here, arsehats.
Slept in my own bed last night, aided by wine, and resembled one of those log-based things. Woke up just in time to get up, which was nice. This is my last day of work till next tues, fucking go me :D
Slept in my own bed last night, aided by wine, and resembled one of those log-based things. Woke up just in time to get up, which was nice. This is my last day of work till next tues, fucking go me :D
How do you fail to wake up in time to get up?Surely getting up is always an option after waking?
not when you wake upearly and get a lie in it isn't.
Ah yesWell done on sleeping properly.
Bah!I'm not waking up before the second cup of coffee at work!
me toooff to an idyllic spot in Kent this weekend.
Surrey ?...
Run out of room under the patio?...
anyone got any experience of using SIP for your business phones?tales of using it over ADSL would be handy
anyone who makes a joke about SIPping their teagets a boot in the chuff
*readys chuff*are you looking for some goodwood tips today?
i'm not, personally speaking :) ok, here they are for what its worthI am doing a 10p lucky 63 EW on this little lot
2.10 London Stripe 4/1 F
2.45 Mister Manannan* 20/1
3.25 Carraciola 66/1
4.00 Myplacelater 9/1
4.35 Opera Dancer 9/1
5.10 Glen Shiel 12/1
Total stake £12.60
*manannan do do do dodo manannan do do do do, manannan do do do dodo, dodo dodo do do do do do do do
2.10 London Stripe 4/1 F
2.45 Mister Manannan* 20/1
3.25 Carraciola 66/1
4.00 Myplacelater 9/1
4.35 Opera Dancer 9/1
5.10 Glen Shiel 12/1
Total stake £12.60
*manannan do do do dodo manannan do do do do, manannan do do do dodo, dodo dodo do do do do do do do
Ta much,I have followed you to the letter, but the bodia has clearly begun to have an effect in the markets as almost all the odds had dropped a little bit...
I'm inWoooo!! Made a few quid on Verdant yesterday and it's burning a hole in my pocket.
typicalthe only Fav I pick comes nowhere - mind you bodes well for the outsiders!
i don't understand why Carraciola is so highthe ground is firm
It's not been going well.
I wouldn't say no,if you had some.
Why not?I have some cash left in a WH account
We do. Not over ADSL, but on the existing corporate network.It's crap. Although, that might just be Siemens fault.
is that part of the whole beeb voip clusterfuck? Yep.They added it on to an already overstretched network. Each phone is also a hub, so the ethernet cable runs from the floor into the phone, then another one goes from the phone into the PC. The UI is awful - truly awful - and the voicemail system is another whole world of pain.
fuck mei've just been talking about that and had a quick look, decided to ring a proffesional.
if you are discussing using it over adsl with themi would be interested in if they think there are any issues with that setup.
our phone company has given us what i think is bullshit advice, so i'm interested in what others have to say about it
our phone company has given us what i think is bullshit advice, so i'm interested in what others have to say about it
it depends on users tbhand how much bandwidth it needs up.
given a standard 800k up and a 2 lines to one person scenario, i'd take off 100k for ADSL variation, call it 100k per person inc overheads and say one ADSL might be ok for 10-12 extensions with 5 concurrent?
thats a complete guess though and based off what i know 64k sounds like over a leased line.
given a standard 800k up and a 2 lines to one person scenario, i'd take off 100k for ADSL variation, call it 100k per person inc overheads and say one ADSL might be ok for 10-12 extensions with 5 concurrent?
thats a complete guess though and based off what i know 64k sounds like over a leased line.
so if we were getting a solid, consistent 1MB upwe might be able to squeeze ten concurrent outbound with a following wind, and nine should be fairly comfortable?
The secret to our modest successis using a local ISP who can control their own traffic shaping and contention to ensure our VoIP bandwidth is protected. I don't know how easy this would be to achieve with a suppliuer buying ADSL off BT.
JOS down there speaks welli personally wouldnt just fling one up like that if it was for anything other than intersite comms. customer facing stuff i'd certainly look to run seperate switches and all that but wouldnt run off any old adsl as per JOS too.
In our experience, bandwidth is not the problem,so much as packet loss, and latency. VoIP uses a large amount of very small packets, and if a small percentage is lost, quality falls away. Likewise, if there is high latency, packets may arrive too late and be discarded, giving the same problem.
We use a 2mb synchronous wifi link to a local ISP, and this works fine most of the time. Our ISP protects the VoIP portion of the bandwidth so the call doesn't break up everytime I refresh the board. Also, we have completely rejigged out network infrastructure to minimise the amount of time VoIP data and other data are using the same network hardware - we have separate switches for computers and phones, and have distributed other items across these two to minimise use fo the uplink between them.
For the record we use a dedicated Trixbox server, and Polycom 501 phones. Note that most manufacturer's "SIP" phones are not fully SIP compliant. Avaya's for example use the SIP protocol, but require an Avaya server to operate, and will not work with other SIP compatible systems. The Polycom phones are fully standards compliant, which is why we use them, and I'd recommend them.
In short, if it's a consumer ADSL connection, and you want more than one line, and need reliability, I would advise against.
E-mail me if you want to know more, phil hat surdigital dotty co dotty uk.
We use a 2mb synchronous wifi link to a local ISP, and this works fine most of the time. Our ISP protects the VoIP portion of the bandwidth so the call doesn't break up everytime I refresh the board. Also, we have completely rejigged out network infrastructure to minimise the amount of time VoIP data and other data are using the same network hardware - we have separate switches for computers and phones, and have distributed other items across these two to minimise use fo the uplink between them.
For the record we use a dedicated Trixbox server, and Polycom 501 phones. Note that most manufacturer's "SIP" phones are not fully SIP compliant. Avaya's for example use the SIP protocol, but require an Avaya server to operate, and will not work with other SIP compatible systems. The Polycom phones are fully standards compliant, which is why we use them, and I'd recommend them.
In short, if it's a consumer ADSL connection, and you want more than one line, and need reliability, I would advise against.
E-mail me if you want to know more, phil hat surdigital dotty co dotty uk.
do all surdigital emails go to you?Cos you seem to use a different one every time.
Edit: all this talk of VOIP has made me realise that'll be why the web runs like treacle here.
Edit: all this talk of VOIP has made me realise that'll be why the web runs like treacle here.
Yes, more or less, it's my domain.There's a couple of arcane addresses go elsewhere, I think.
I regularly use twat@ and biggayer@
I regularly use twat@ and biggayer@
I ended up turning catchall off on my domainscos I was getting too much spam
Well I have it set up so that I can do that,but as it all goes to gmail, I let them sort it out.
i keep it onas it amuses me when a director has misspelled their own name when signing themselves up for yet more spam
and by amusei mean "claw at my face and sob"
that's useful, thanksour phones aren't ip at all, the SIP would just be from the PBX for external lines. that would be over a dedicated ADSL with a business supplier. i don't know what traffic shaping they do, i don't have direct contact with the isp. the bandwidth is 18 down 1 up on speedtest.net and their latency test gave 18ms for pings, completely consistently
our phone company installed that ADSL specifically for their SIP service, so you'd think it would be ok for it right? they are now saying it isn't, to which i am all like WTFLOLZOR. just checking that there isn't something i am missing here before i start kicking them up and down the street
our phone company installed that ADSL specifically for their SIP service, so you'd think it would be ok for it right? they are now saying it isn't, to which i am all like WTFLOLZOR. just checking that there isn't something i am missing here before i start kicking them up and down the street
That would seem like it's got the necessary beans.I don't really know what bandwidth we use, actually, as I now recall that we buy 2mb PLUS 5x VoIP lines, so the ISP manages the VoIP bandwidth outside our regular connection.
pingtest.net gives our connection 15ms, 0% loss, and 7ms jitter, so that might give you some sort of baseline.
pingtest.net gives our connection 15ms, 0% loss, and 7ms jitter, so that might give you some sort of baseline.
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thanks to you and mosschops if anyone has a number for roxycould they text her to say it looks like her gmail has been haxxored. i don't know if she knows yet
Have you tried twitter?she might have it set to text her.
i have she knowsits on her FB
goodoh I textificatedher as soon as the dodgy mail landed :)
I bought 144 viagra eye drops
Are your eye out on stalks now?.
SNAIL STYLE! no but I look fucking hard I wish someonecould put some scaffolding up around me to keep me looking like I'm awake and alert at my desk.
Post holiday boredom particularly bad this year.
Post holiday boredom particularly bad this year.
One of them back prace girdle thingswould keep you upright, and if you put some papers between you and your keyboard when your head lolls it'll look like you'r reading them.
edit: seriously though if you want a nap get confortable in your chair, have a document on your lap. It's very difficult to tell whether you've got your eyes closed or not in that position since you've got your head down - people will assume you're reading. Of course, it all goes wrong if someone talks to you. Top tip if you want a nap in church though!
edit: seriously though if you want a nap get confortable in your chair, have a document on your lap. It's very difficult to tell whether you've got your eyes closed or not in that position since you've got your head down - people will assume you're reading. Of course, it all goes wrong if someone talks to you. Top tip if you want a nap in church though!
lols Or go to the stationary room,a)scatter paper clips near door
b)sleep on floor near door
c)someone opens door slightly which hits you
d)wake up pretending to be clearing up paper clips
e)apply limes
b)sleep on floor near door
c)someone opens door slightly which hits you
d)wake up pretending to be clearing up paper clips
e)apply limes
Damn these open plan offices! `
I know what you mean.Never normally get post holiday blues, but I was really bad on Monday. I reckon if I took the equity from our current house I could buy this. Unfortunately I wouldn't have any money to do it up, nor have a job.
thats just a fortunatelyarrange pile of stones!
Right click on the page it is rather amusing
arf! Oi some of uslive in a house like that
Aren't all Irish houses (outside Dublin)like that though?
Restructuring meeting at noonMight be interesting.
uhoh.
Sure you'll be fine!
Sure you'll be fine!
Will my brilliance win out over my laziness?Tune in later to find out!
my tip isto stand on the table and scream "YEAH? YEAH? I'LL RESTRUCTURE YOUR FUCKING FACE"
"WITH MY BIG RESTRUCTURING AXE!".
*rolls die*Your BIG RESTRUCTURING AXE slips and you loose three toes -4hp
Surely if it's restructuring, you should have said:*roles die*
Ouch!! ..
so has anyone got a link to the leaked facebook listi wana see if i am on there. its a top news item on beeb right now
good question As far as I can seeit's list of what information can be seen by randoms, ie not your friends.
It says it's only information that was publicly available.He wasn't out to break into things, just to show the defaults are rubbish. You should only be on the list if you left your privacy settings alone.
phewi have locked mine down and share almost nothing.
i heard yesterday that they are testing account removal. not just account shutdown
i heard yesterday that they are testing account removal. not just account shutdown
I'm not ultra-locked downbut I'm fairly well secured- and don't put anything in that I'd be upset at getting out.
Also, the further back you signed up 9especially if you signed up whilst it was individual university networks only) the more secure your default settings. Everytime they've altered the defaults, it has been for new sign-ups only. Which is part of why I don't get it when existing users quit over changes to the privacy defaults...
Also, the further back you signed up 9especially if you signed up whilst it was individual university networks only) the more secure your default settings. Everytime they've altered the defaults, it has been for new sign-ups only. Which is part of why I don't get it when existing users quit over changes to the privacy defaults...
this ^My facebook is pretty sanitised. My mum's on facebook after all.
I can't think of anythingI have on Facebork that I would be worried about anyone knowing?
TOTN - Porcupine Tree - Drown With Me
http://www.youtube.com... (can't find a decent version of this on Youtube, you'll have to make do with the live version)
TOTN - Porcupine Tree - Drown With Me
http://www.youtube.com... (can't find a decent version of this on Youtube, you'll have to make do with the live version)
besides maybe your 'friends' list.. i wish i'd heard about this People may find out we are friends??*burns the internet down just to be sure*
hehe.. you missed a fewpixels there.. and there..
just stick "facebook" in thepiratebayIt's a harvest of public data. It's about as much a leak as streetview is an invasion of privacy.
No doubt by the end of the dayonce Sky, BBC and GMTV have whipped it up into a frezy it will end being touted as some big list of kiddie fiddlers and potential immigrants by the Daily Mail
isn't someone making a film about facebook?sounds riverting..
Maybe it's a musical with everyone singing one-liners in the third person.The phantom wants Christine to sing
etc
etc
I went for "early doors" at the puband have just returned, I predict a slow morning based death
the good thing is that whenickle flinger grows up.. she won't be afraid of zombies
hahahaha `
If you're worried about bacefook privacy, hahasome people are so stupid